Jamie or The Yassification of Jesus Christ

🔞Jamie, #1 Mom! Master embroiderer, music producer in training. Panro-Ace / BLM / ACAB
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Me at home VS. Me at cons

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Flat fuck Fridays amirite?

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Ikky's eyes are green. I have been vindicated.

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@senatorsal Hank Hill voice "Wow, your hair. It's so big."

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This is correct.

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It's also my birthday hooray!

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Goes to McDonald's, flashes gun

"give me all you got."

Panicked manager goes to open the register

"No. The nuggies."

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This joke is funny because it assumes that the hotel cared about the safety of queer people.

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You know when I think about keeping queer people safe, the first thing that comes to my mind is the Israeli special forces.

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Ikky, holding their nose, sounding like an Elmo doll trying to get back with their wife that left them: "GOATY I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME"

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I can't believe I fell for this 😔

Going to my mother's house to sort things out

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IKKYS SILLY NASALLY VOICE IS FAKE

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MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM

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@senatorsal I mean, honestly us getting fired from our last 9-5 was the single best thing for our mental health ever.

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@remygryph Lmfao same con

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@WillowPoss Fellow non-Blajah owning trans girl here. Mood.

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@senatorsal @Jory_Rudders @echocanidae @Gollypon @YogurtBuns @clempty @NotALemur Love you tooooo

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@ikkystickypanda @Ruffy_the_Lion Ruffy has seen the truth.

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See? They agree with me.