First night in Boston.
Waitress: โexcuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten your tipโ
Me: โHereโs my tip - join a union & withdraw your labour until your employer agrees to pay a fair wageโ
The whole restaurant stood and applauded - even the manager
#FIFAWorldCup#Scotland
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The Bank of England wants to replace Winston Churchill with animals on its banknotes
The public can vote on 18 different animals, including dolphins, red foxes, barn owls, and pine martens
Iโm starting to worry that sending thousands of Scots (a nation of people who pride themselves on their ability to wind people up) to the United States (a nation of people who are so easily rattled & also have guns) may be a bad idea x