Jamie Clark

Down-to-earth companion | Pastoral princess | 3rd culture individual [email protected]

[Jamie Clark @JamieClarkSF]

Is there such a thing as a creative director for photoshoots in this realm? Yes, there are plenty of photographers, but I mean someone who is a natural visionary storyteller and can align with a client’s brand. Someone who can rework a vague vision into something beautiful.

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@Penelope_WestDC Taylor Russell in this particular photo

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@KellyEdwardsNC Thanks for the heads up!

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This is usually true, but I’m 99% sure he could afford my lifestyle if he wanted to date me. I’ve lost count of how many moves he’s made (exclusive invites to places that appeal to my niche interests, trips, professional introductions, etc.) because he has been pursuing me for almost a decade. I think I might be the problem, or my intuition is on high alert.

If you're reading this, sir, text "Scarlet Pimpernel."

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@ssinfamous @taleofclaire Dang, I mangled this sentence.

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@ssinfamous @taleofclaire That's my reality right now. I know an older gentleman in my civ life who wants to meet up with me in my whenever I post my SF dates. I know you know, sir.

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@daphyyyb Done

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@daphyyyb Waiting for your DM. Maybe I'm missing something?

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@Penelope_WestDC Let's make a date when I return from California!

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@AmeliaAmor001 @SerenaWellsCHI Also, Serena is fully blurred. Calling a very blurred person with a gorgeous body ugly is silly. No offense Serena, it's just funny to me.

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@SerenaWellsCHI @theSeXodus This might be a case of a jealous provider who is testing to see if you're seeing her prized client.

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@theNatalieByrne You look amazing! Harsh overhead lighting but a full-length mirror and a cute floral arrangement? Unusual

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Even the man who starts with pizza and levels up to fancy dates might eventually take you for granted and revert to his usual ways.

And I’ve had men make grand gestures early on, only to default to mostly netflix dates a month into the relationship. Consistency and compatibility are everything.

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@ssinfamous Could you ask Grok your race? I wanna see something hahaha

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@Sabinenewyork @taleofclaire Someone identified me by simply looking at my posture in a photo on twitter.

Your clients and their discretion, your level of discretion, vigilant wives, facial recognition sites, your friends, your secret enemies, and doxxing sites all trump the threat of a Forbes article.

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@philliplede This is what happens when you think your nose is too big at age 13 and hold onto that insecurity into adulthood. Puberty harmonized his features.

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Oh absolutely. Mia retired a few years later and used it as a strategy for marketing her SW and SW-adjacent financial services.

I deleted anything that could read as snark. I doubt anyone in our circle views the Forbes feature as incidental. Think international Playboy feature but more intellectual. I’m more convinced that an independent journalist pitched the story and got the green light. Based on the feature's virality, we can’t deny the story is fascinating, at least to people outside our realm. We know what goes on behind closed doors.

Unless this is multi-client pitching by a PR firm?

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@ramenslurperr @ICONOCLASTIAE 0-$50k for Forbes. I'm wagering this was a free feature. This article was written by a journalist seeking out compelling AI-adjacent stories on twitter.