Jamie Goodyear

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

That’s an Aspas corner

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Sadly, it’ll be extremely polished and is highly unlikely to include anything “that” interesting like the glory days of Sunderland ‘Til I Die but either way, I will be there. 🍿

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Ah yes that famous “negotiation” where Japan unconditionally surrendered after two atom bombs and Hitler blew his brains out.

[Macca @xMaccaEFC]

5 weeks of Matterface an Dixon while Clive Tyldesley sits in the house is a fucking war crime, heads should roll @ITVSport

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Divock Origi has announced his retirement from professional football.

Congratulations on a brilliant career and enjoy your retirement, Divock ❤️

[Jaja @JajaBreed]

Martin Brundle: Don't push me mate, I'm nearly famous. 😭😂😭😂😭😂

Most chaotic grid ever. #MonacoGP

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Sam Matterface: My favourite nickname is the New Zealand basketball team..they call themselves the Tall Blacks
Lee Dixon:I could think of another few (nicknames)…
SM:Go on then….
LD:we’ll leave it there
*awkward 15 seconds of silence wear Lee Dixons p45 flashes in front of his eyes*

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

James Milner has announced his retirement from football. Congratulations on an incredible career, James ❤️

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

Football karma is so real, never forget it.

[- @AnfieldRd96]

• PSG save football.
• Arne Slot sacked.
• Andoni Iraola soon.
• Sun is shining.
• World Cup in 13 days.

Have a beautiful evening.

[Chloe bloxam @ChloeBloxam]

THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU GABRIEL

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Andoni Iraola, set to become the next Liverpool manager as revealed earlier today!

The negotiations will move forward quickly to get it done with formal steps but #LFC decision made…

…Iraola will be the next manager. 🛑🔜

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Happy birthday to Liverpool legend, Steven Gerrard 🎂✨

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

Jokes on you I wanted to start my Saturday crying my eyes out.

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Spurs staying up and Arsenal winning the title basically confirms this as the worst game week in Premier League history.

[Gaz Collins @gazcol]

Begging to be subbed off when we were getting battered by Liverpool will live long in the memory