Jamie Holmes

The USA have a female Asian Watson, why can't England have a female redhead Holmes? Sarcastic; Funny; Coffee addicted. RP Account.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

@ConsulDetective I'd have a walk with Sherlock al around London and we would talk about nothing and everything all at once.

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

#YouKnowYoureBritishWhen your archenemy comes round for tea. -SH

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

I don't use a deerstalker, I use a death frisbee.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

I'm not lazy, I was born tired.

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

I hate cancer so much. I want to throw it headfirst out the window, onto Mrs Hudson's bins. So everybody please support #cancerreasearch

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

You ask instead of thinking on your own. #ThatsWhyYouHaveNOFriends

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

You touch my Assasins Creed game, you die. #thingsthatpissgirlsoff

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

You hate coffee. #ThatsWhyYouHaveNOFriends

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

#OreoMoment happens when your friends think you've been eating oreos instead of drinking oil.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

#FamousLies "I'm almost there!" You're just leaving your house YOU LIAR.

[Sherlock Holmes @SherlockReal]

#FamousLies "Sherlock is a fake" -SH
#BelieveinSherlock

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

*Appears with a cup of coffee* I'm so tired *sigh*.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

It's better to have a housekeeper. I'm just too laz... busy to attend my house.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

A housemate... or a housekeeper.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

I'm starving and I have no idea about cooking. Yes, definitely I NEED a housemate.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

I need a Housemate. This is just too boring.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

@SherlockReal John is pursued by a lot of demons.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

So it seems my behaviour is funny... Good?

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

@ConsulDetective Oh... I did not expect anyone to laugh.

[Jamie Holmes @JamieHolmes]

Sherlock must have his collar up, but I have my hair. Because I can.