Jamie Knapp

If you haven't met me, then you haven't lived...

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@Zalando Judy in your customer service doesn’t know what customer service is. Diabolical.

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@UKjdspoons Hi, still waiting on a refund from two weeks ago. Who can help where I don’t have to repeat myself 8 times. Thanks.

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

Me every night for the next 31 days.

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This still baffles me. How did he get up there?

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

If you build it, he will come.

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

The sheer panic when your dog has AirPod in his mouth.

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

You know what catches my eye?

Short people with umbrellas.

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Gizmo just loves his Gizmo

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Maggots Michael.

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@markbird7 Knob 😂😂😂

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

Scaffolders with no tops on at 8.15 in 20 degrees. British summer is here.

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@OasisMania @TicketmasterUK @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @markbird7 I’m fuming

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

pretending not to care about the oasis presale email so it appears in my inbox sooner

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I can’t believe I have a 2 year old.

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@liamgallagher RKID, my boyfriend is a big fan. Would you donate to his marathon charity for prostate cancer?

https://t.co/ddNy7bDxgg

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@Tyson_Fury hey Tyson babes. You up for donating for my boyfriends marathon

https://t.co/ddNy7bDxgg

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@RealJamesArgent hey Arg

Please donate to my boyfriend marathon.

https://t.co/ddNy7bDxgg

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@Cristiano will you donate my boyfriend’s marathon please.

https://t.co/ddNy7bDxgg

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

@CraigDavid hey CD. Would you care to donate to my boyfriend’s marathon.

https://t.co/ddNy7bDxgg

[Jamie Knapp @JamieKnapp117]

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