Jamie LaBarber

I spill my coffee daily, but my cup is always half full.

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Help Bring Kaitlyn Home! https://t.co/xKk7JYFafs

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@ChelseaHyman I have a permanent dent from a semi-permanent bump. Thinking positively, I guess it’s better than stitches. Lol.

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@evanboydSTUD lidol betch

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It’s so apparent and obvious the good people who do things for the sake of making one happy vs the people who do things for themselves.

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Wanna hear something impressive? I finished 3 chapsticks in a row without losing them. #feelingaccomplished

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Loud mufflers are literally THE most annoying thing.

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Am I the only one who gets mad f**king anxiety when people cross the street while starring at their phones the whole time w/out looking up?!

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Halloween candy = breakfast on the go 🍫

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Whistling at someone is one thing, making kissy noises at them as you drive by is another.

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When will radio stations realize that people don't want to hear the same 8 songs over and over again?

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Walks in bathroom. Immediately heads to the handicap stall for the extra square footage.

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Day drinking = 6pm nap, 1130pm wide awake. 😑

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My life reminds me a lot of the kids life from Home Alone.

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Current mood: whatever I'm getting cheese Fries

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The fact that I don't own an umbrella may be pretty inconvenient today 🤔☂️🤷🏼‍♀️

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Today feels like a day meant to be spent cuddling with puppies.

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I never thought I would say this but... I have too many clothes.

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Voting made me feel the anxiety of a midterm or something. Questioning the ballot like, "is that a trick question, or..." #electionday #vote

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When your teacher uses the term "chesticles." #bravo 👏🏽

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Everything happens for a reason! Things will always fall into place 👌🏼