Tired

she/they

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Can't decide if I should continue putting effort into my house, or if I should start selling and purging to make future emigration easier...

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Has another company ever tried to do Lunchables?

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Watching music videos is painful when your favorite member of the band is anyone other than the lead singer...

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Just ordered Nora her starter Pokémon plush pack. Decisions will be made.

[Tired @JamieLou94]

"Were you trying to eat the fireplace? Because it seems like you were trying to eat the fireplace. Based on the spit that's on the fireplace."
#ConversationsWithMyBaby

[Tired @JamieLou94]

I've surrounded myself with queer energy on social media, but I still don't have anyone to talk to about queer things.

[Tired @JamieLou94]

I need to come back to twitter...

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Neck Deep released new shit in JULY and none of you fuckers TOLD ME?????

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Listening to boomers talk about getting hacked and having to have complicated passwords for everything is torturous. Nobody's breaking into your wifi, Mark. You're a nobody from Buttfuck Nowhere, Michigan. Calm down.

[Tired @JamieLou94]

I don't even watch sport, but damn if a great play don't make me emotional.

[Tired @JamieLou94]

You wanna know what's the worst? Having a creative mind and loving art while also having crippling anxiety around the idea of "waste"

[Tired @JamieLou94]

@JaniceKimberly I mean it was only your kid's birthday celebration. Could've blown it off, ya know... Psh

[Tired @JamieLou94]

When all of the four people that you talk to are busy at the same time...

[Janice Smith @JaniceKimberly]

Idk how to break it to my son that every animal cracker is not a cow.....

[Tired @JamieLou94]

I just found this 🤏 emoji and now I'm finding excuses to use it. Including this tweet WHOOPS

[Tired @JamieLou94]

I no longer get songs stuck in my head. I get tunes that repeat 300 times a day from a ball that bounces across the floor stuck in my head.

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Christ, you have one whopper and you're tasting onions for three days wtf

[lizzie @HeyitsLizzie]

yeah refusing to wear a mask doesn’t seem very pro-life of u

[Tired @JamieLou94]

Me: Sleep? Please?
My brain: You said ways to get around Target's 30-day return policy?

[Tired @JamieLou94]

What a shit time to have a baby.