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✨Virgo Queen✨

[urrruiininit @baarb6ie]

remember when harriet told casey to stfu after he told ekin to shut up 5 minutes prior and they all acted like she called him a slur and threatened to shoot his family #LoveIslandAllStars

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Pharmacy app: Do you want to pick up your medication on Tuesday at noon?

Me: Sure sounds great.

The pharmacy when I show up on Tuesday at noon:

[🦋 @arianaspovv]

Why are meg and helena having a go at shakira? Of course she’s gonna save who SHE wants to, that’s the point of her and ty getting voting power #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

You had to be there

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

When are the Soap Awards going to bring back the iconic "Best Bitch" category may I ask

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

he asked me what regards are

[linda carter stan 💋 @nicolamvtchells]

this was her first scene and your expecting me not to stan #eastenders

[‎جوجل المترجم @puffpuffpowa]

wait yall not paying them back?

[laura 🏳️‍⚧️ @motherb0x]

how it feels wearing the shirt you got at the show the next day

[broden @cupofteakim]

pushing 75, having an affair, involved in a murder, attacked her daughter in law, put her husband behind bars all within the last 2 years and she still manages to have a kind soul ❤️ i'm obsesssed with our kath #Eastenders

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I get so mad when im setting a password and there's a second box to confirm the password but as soon as i type it in the first box, it's like "these passwords don't match." can I have one damn ass fucking minute to finish what I need to do???? where is the fire????

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[megan @chismosavirus]

maybe im in the minority but i love a birthday dinner. this is how i act after 1 cocktail with anyone's high school friend and coworker