James 👀🖤👽

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

why don’t we eat more soup?

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

this sounds suspiciously close to The Hunger Games…

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

@meagplant why would u bring this to my attention, brb gonna go spiral 😭🥲

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

baking is a female stereotype because you usually bake for other people and men are selfish

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

Moana is wet Footloose

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

there’s so many layers to a casserole, just like there’s so many layers to a person

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

i swear small town americans/ republicans are from an alternate universe 😵

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

how were the 60s real??

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

Queued for @oliviarodrigo tix for 25 minutes only to get through and find nosebleed tickets selling for $450 each, I got student debt ma’am 🥲

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

i need a longer version of Unpaid Intern. the scatting is SO GOOD 😩😍

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

i know i’m in a really dark place when i think it’s a good idea to start tweeting my feelings 🤣

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

fuck everyone i like ice cream

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

the british monarch needs to be disembobulated.

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

i miss my nintendog 😔

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

It's very simple - the President of the United States has attacked the United States

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Let's say it. The President intentionally and explicitly demanded a violent mob storm the center of government to force legislators to keep him in office in defiance of the constitution and the will of the country's voters.

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

@BBYC_Gamers I had it in my cart for over 10 minutes waiting for this stupid bar to progress.. 😩

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

do you ever type an entire message to someone that you actually want to say but know you’re only fake typing to get their attention and you delete it right after..?

[James 👀🖤👽 @JamieMarieh]

@danadonly I think in some way or another writers write about themselves, if not directly they at least write based on their own experiences, so they’re not thinking about some 15 yr old, they’re thinking about their own past experiences and those of their peers at that age.