Jamie

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

throwback to when espn wouldn’t let me name my fantasy football team “saquon deez nuts” so i had to have a conversation w/ an agent

[Boston Carolina Club @BostonTahHeels]

This woman is a LEGEND, check out the shirt too

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

And I WILL make time for it.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

sometimes he my cat…sometimes he my DAWG 💯

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

"do that smoke trick again"

me:

[bea🧚🏻‍♀️ @jewcyydiva]

alternatively.

[william @peakedin2009]

the european mind couldn’t comprehend this

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago today, the cast of 'The Vampire Diaries' got arrested for flashing drivers and hanging from a bridge

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/VY3v2gDILc

[latke @latkedelrey]

the 1978 special where cher plays every single character in West Side Story is unmatched, to me https://t.co/FwCM8REjaR

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

low on patience

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

https://t.co/CTZpVNgok4

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

how does anyone get anything done ? i spend most of my time thinking about how in an hour it will be an hour later