Jamie Parrett

Blonde. Lanky. Sporting Numpty. Turf Manager.

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

A Rotherham fan offers his jumper to dry the ball for a throw in 😭😭

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

@Euro2020swaps @OfficialPanini If anyone can help me out here getting the last 9 stickers I need I’ll greatly appreciate it! Got swaps to exchange of course!

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

@ScottMorss3012 @Euro2020swaps You’ve got a few that I need, here’s what I’ve got, hope it’s helpful!

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

@PMChymera89 Yeah that’s good with me! Ok no worries mate, I’ll DM you the details!

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

@PMChymera89 I’m keen to trade with you! I need 11, 92, 241, 258, 286, 348, 410, 450, 461, 500, 517, 536, 542, 553, 575, 592, 594, 610, 628, 658. Here’s my swaps:

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

Hey @OfficialPanini, is it possible to order the missing stickers I need for the EURO 2020 tournament edition book? Just can’t seem to find it anywhere on your website!

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I hope joe wicks has stretched off

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

#BackStronger during lockdown... @PeterCrouch, @Chris_Stark and @tomfordyce will deliver new episodes of #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast every Wednesday and Friday from their own homes! https://t.co/zc1weRAoB2

[Chris Nash @chrisnash23]

On what should be the eve of the First-class cricket season, I should be sitting in a hotel off the A14 eating my first hotel burger of the season in a cold sweat over which physics student with a double barrelled name will get me out tomorrow with a 76mph in swinger.

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

#VoteStokes #SPOTY

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

I have no sister but if I did I’d want her to marry Ben Stokes.

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

We can confirm we will offer Jack Leach free glasses for life

[Jimmy Neesham @JimmyNeesh]

Dear Indian cricket fans. If you don’t want to come to the final anymore then please be kind and resell your tickets via the official platform. I know it’s tempting to try to make a large profit but please give all genuine cricket fans a chance to go, not just the wealthy ❤️ 🏏

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

said how thrilled he was for my success.

Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death. In our business, there are no prizes for being kind, but if there was, that Grammy would be yours.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

The worst thing about Christmas is that the darts isn’t back on until the 27th.

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

@danb94_ Only the biggest one going cuzzy...

[Jamie Parrett @JamieParrett37]

@danb94_ It would be horrendous to offer him a bottom bunk... right?

[Kyle Walker @kylewalker2]

Yeah so a good header doesn’t hurt. I mean the moment you head it proper, you feel it’s a good one. Know what I mean love?