j a m i e

i guess I’m an adult now

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

@_AshleyNicoleD_ Good!!!! 😎

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

it’s always “you up?” and never “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires”

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

I want to buy a webkinz

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me getting negative covid tests when everyone around me is testing positive

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

I don’t get how people can see how terrible the prices are for prescriptions and medical procedures and say ‘there’s nothing we can do about it.’

By ignoring the problem it just means you don’t want to have to care about it and want to leave it for other generations to fix.

[Rafa Araujo @orafaaraujo]

Okay, December is here once again

[jordan;) @winkejordan13]

The Midwestern urge to compare your graduating class size with anyone who says they also grew up in a small town

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

I guess I’m back on twitter 🤷🏼‍♀️

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

My mom just came out as an Anti Vaxxer.

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

I miss college so much.

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

I love hypocrites 🤣🚮🤡

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

Thought I was emotionally stable enough to rewatch Avengers: Endgame. Now I need to add tissues to the grocery list.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: 93-year-old Olive Veronesi of Seminole, PA, who held up a sign at her window asking for more beer, has received a delivery from @CoorsLight. The brand tells me 150 cans arrived at her house today.

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

@_AshleyNicoleD_ yes, yes, yes!!! there are always signs to get a puppy! never ignore them :) :) :)

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

U ever listen to someone’s music whilst high and think

Wow. They r a genius

[j a m i e @JamiePenzien]

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