Jamie Platts

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@djgenerahh @Symply_rhoda1 Which house was Anyone in?

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@tophz_ We’ll meet again, Clegane

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@BCNOgi David Villa

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@OptaJoe Great picture of James Milner and Nathan Collins.

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@5liveSport @BBCSounds It is saying something if this Inter team is considered Italy’s best hope. They were embarrassed by PSG in last years final. Their team last night had four players 36 or above. None of their squad are being linked with a PL move, Real or Barca.

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@NOT_MOTD Never nice facing Sournemeoth at the Vitality Stadium

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@michael_reid11 Never thought my first liverpool game at anfield would ever be a statistic. Won that game 1-0. Got a Biscan fridge magnet.

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@ScotRail @NetworkRailSCOT

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@NetworkRailSCOT @AvantiWestCoast @ScotRail @TPExpressTrains Its just the one swan actually

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@TegoSigel Using ‘super’ instead of very or really. He was super friendy. Blurgh 🤮

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@premierleague @Oracle @NUFC @MikeMugisha most powerful goal award goes to

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@DaveOCKOP Bring him on after 5 minutes

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@footballontnt Who is between KDB and Mangala? Only name that comes to mind is Nastasic? And who is between Delph and Otamendi? Looks like Jensen from Brentford.

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@OptaJoe Who is michael tarnat??

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@SamGues97214452 @LaurynBahen Not juan?

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@footballontnt Could they not be bothered to draw eight more teams? Why wait until after the play off round to put the rest of the teams in place? That would be far too smart for UEFA.

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@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Wait. What?! Does Robbie Keane manage Ferencvaros?! When did that happen?! And did he support them as a boy?

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@bensibbo11 @ricardo_sm19612 @FootRankings Bookies have it about 4/1 all those things happen. So, you’re both right. Happy?

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@FellowsT1888 He's so marginally off his line it feels about as much of an advantage as when a throw in is conceded against your own corner flag and taken in line with the 18 yard box.

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@BleasdaleM42865 @footballontnt I would argue it is unlucky. The chances of getting liverpool, city, utd, chelsea or spurs in the 3rd round is approx 1 in 10, 1 in 5 in the 4th round if all six make it through. So there’s a 1 in 500 chance of getting that draw. The draw is random but can still be unlucky.