Jamie Chapman

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@Se_Railway @cityoflondon @Hoopie1105 sorry 07801 730 577

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@Se_Railway @cityoflondon @Hoopie1105 hi thanks for finding it. I can't find gillingham station number. I am on 07801 730 57.

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@ZombieSquasher it's an art, I think they must be trained at an early chav age.

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@ZombieSquasher you had Keith around again?

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose you got your solicitor ready for the compensation claim. Need logs of times etc some photos and vids.

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@FillWerrell please God let us know why you give Aids to babies in Africa? But care about this persons trivial day!

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@josephdowney @MonkrtyTunkerty @ZombieSquasher @Jonah2412 @jac_jones @ITV we did not. Pasky signed us up.

[Stu T @ZombieSquasher]

Old people in Costa; there's no such thing as "a normal coffee" anymore. Get yourselves back to Tesco Cafe. Coffee's a young person's game.

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose bloody hell. How close to you? You will be able to see Satan soon in it.

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@UberFacts @josephdowney that would leave them short on fuel for their yachts though

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose and you

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose any pics. Have they got any idea of the cause?

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose was more hoping that's not 'the' hole moving towards you is it?

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose your paving slabs have sunk.... Not wanting to alarm you!

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose what caused it? You been fracking???

[Jamie Chapman @JamieRChap]

@11Moose that house looks a bit close. Where is the hole, on the main road?

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

David Cameron said recently ‘Profit is not a dirty word’. No it’s not, Dave. You’re thinking of ‘pissflaps’.