My child is currently standing on the gymnastics beam with her leo fashioned into a thong in front of the whole gym. There is literally nothing I can do...but laugh. I have to laugh right?! 🤣🤦🏼♀️ #momlife#omg
Me at 9am: *eats one scrambled egg white and half a banana*
Me at 9pm: *shoveling cold Mac n cheese straight from the pot into my mouth with a ladle and washing it down with beer*