This is exactly how you deal with Woke absurdity.
You mock it.
You let everyone know you’re mocking it.
But…
You don’t actually say you’re mocking it.
You let everyone see the absurdity.
You make the Woke be the bigots they claim you are.
Enes Kanter is brilliant.
Top 13 shitty golfer tells:
1. Masters towel
2. Black shoes/black socks with shorts
3. Use golf as a verb
4. 14-way bag or Vessel
5. Professional or college sports headcovers
6. Towel in the back pocket
7. Off-brand rangefinder
8. Vapes
9. Nike Dunks
10. Mini-driver
11. Hey Dudes
12. Good Good hat
13. Keeps stats on Apple Watch
A single bird has just accomplished one of the most extraordinary feats in the animal kingdom — flying nearly one-third of the way around the Earth without stopping to eat, drink, or rest.
The record-breaker is a five-month-old Bar-tailed Godwit that flew nonstop from Alaska to Tasmania, Australia. Covering 8,425 miles in just over 11 days, it set a new record for the longest nonstop flight ever documented in any bird.
What makes this journey even more astonishing is that it was the young godwit’s very first migration. The entire route took place over the open Pacific Ocean, with no chance to land. Despite that, the bird navigated thousands of miles of featureless water with pinpoint accuracy.
This incredible endurance is made possible by remarkable physiological adaptations. Before takeoff, the godwit packs on enormous fat reserves — nearly half its body weight — to fuel the flight. At the same time, many of its internal organs, including parts of the digestive system, temporarily shrink to lighten the load and maximize energy efficiency.
Unlike many seabirds that depend heavily on gliding, this godwit flapped continuously for the entire journey, battling shifting winds and weather systems the whole way.
Researchers at the Pūkōroro Auckland Shorebird Centre say discoveries like this are transforming our understanding of migratory birds. Their astonishing endurance, navigation skills, and energy management demonstrate biological capabilities that can match — and in some ways surpass — even the most advanced human engineering.
This is awesome: Tom Brady was asked to narrate the Top 10 greatest American sports moments for America's 250th birthday.
One of the best videos you will watch all year.
God Bless America 🇺🇸