Jamie Watereringcan

I like fun

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@Masterman @elisjames @nomadicrevery How long do we have to wait before you tell us the brand and fit of your new favourite jeans, Dave.

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@MacLeodEuan Finally you have some competition.

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@ThreeUKSupport Hi, I am trying to use your website to cancel my three account but it keeps trying to put me to a chat function. Then the chat function takes forever. Can you please advise how I can cancel my contract.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Is your football club a proper football club?

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@TEnglishSport Can't wait for him to be 5th choice Scotland fly half this Autumn behind Kinghorn, Thompson, my postman and Bobo Balde.

[Jason Hazeley @JasonHazeley]

This is fabulous.

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@thehistoryguy en route to Glendhu bothy?

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

"You're sacked! You've been sacked. You're the subject of a sacking. I want you off these premises in 10 minutes."

[Robin Flavell @RobinFlavell]

In fairness, he has a reputation for not knowing the right time to pull out.

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@DaveDuguid What about Phil Godman?

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@DaveDuguid Aye, and it isn't his fault. He just doesn't know how to structure a game and shape the team. He's not international class either but I think you have got to play Thomson. Then when Hastings is fit, Townsend needs to stop being a tit.

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@juliamacfarlane The big important question of today - which post office can we get this curry and biryani from?

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@GoalscorerC Not one but three.

https://t.co/dHV5xfSquK

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@Zonal_Marking @GaryLineker As tactically disciplined as Steven Gerrard.

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@GoalscorerC above @bodie27

[Richard R Clark 🇺🇦 @rclarkie]

A wee thread about a young boy and the tweet that got away. Feel free to RT.

Three weeks ago my youngest, Gabriel 12, came home upset. His love of woodwork was not deemed cool, nor was only having 6 followers on his instagram. 1/15

[Jamie Watereringcan @JamieWaterston]

@GoalscorerC People not knowing what a half volley is.