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@nick_elder My high school students constantly remind me of this…

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@nick_elder I figured…anyone under 30 doesn’t know the feeling of their knees popping when they get out of bed. So accomplishing a full marathon is a win.

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Overheard at a basketball game. “She’s taking more classes?! The highest you can get is a PHD!!” I absolutely laughed at this on my side of the bleachers.

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@nick_elder What’s scary is I have been asked by the Senior Pastor in person to get gifts cards before. So at first I’m like oh sure. Then I see what email it came from.

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My prayer today is that there will soon be a day when I don’t think “I’m going to die alone”.

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I am baffled at an encounter I just had with a business. Being told that “after 30 years I’m tired of explaining things to people.” This should never be said to a client.

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When your actions don’t match your words it’s hard to believe what you say is true.

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@realKalebW Amen!

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Recently I learned about 3 types of loneliness. Existential, emotional, and social. No matter which one a person is experiencing the emotion of loneliness is still there. Ask questions, be kind, be present. We are better together.

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@MrSilverScott Barley & Oliver best buds for life.

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Depression + shelter in place = more depression.

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@CharlieWelke This is so sweet. But also I’m not going to spell excited the correct way anymore. Her way conveys the emotion way better!

[Eastview Kids @EastviewKids]

Jason Smith recommends animated short film for Eastview Families! Check this out! 😊
@Spread_Truth

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@netflix stop asking me if I’m still watching! Of course I am, I’ve got no where else to be.

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TFW everyone is quarantined but no one answers their phone.

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@yesthisismolly Ok so I’m just wondering what it is...fill a girl in.

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“BUT it’s been WiNtEr all DAY”-Rhys 6 yrs old after being told water balloons are for when it’s warmer.

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@sadiemurbarger I’m in!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”