Jamie Cook ⚓️

Taking life one day at a time with the help of a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

"Opportunities hide behind mountains of almost" - Ed Helms (Your World Within)

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

@McAlistersDeli Noooooooooo I just moved to Maine! New location please?

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

People told me I wasn’t prepared for Maine in the winter. But apparently I wasn’t prepared for the summer either. Currently 45 degrees outside and 60 in our apartment....

[Ben Evans @EvansDiving]

How to raise a puppy:
1. Get said puppy
2. Love on puppy as she is sweet
3. Say puppy is oh so sweet
4. Be bitten by puppy
5. Yell ouch and say no biting

Repeat steps 2-5 until puppy stops biting or until your hands fall off from bites (whichever comes first)

[Ben Evans @EvansDiving]

Jamie now: "they make special cake mixes for dogs, who does that?!"
Us a year from now:

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

The new @facebook algorithm might not have the negative effect on business that everyone is fearful of. @SproutSocial dives into just how to handle the changes. https://t.co/68OaixqISb #UNCdigitalmarketing

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@tacobell knows its consumers and its working out exceedingly well for them on social, Wendy's and everyone else should take the hints! https://t.co/f0437samC1 #UNCdigitalmarketing

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

You know it’s time to leave work when the lights start turning off by themselves. #stayinglate

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@EvansDiving Well it’s just a guilty pleasure.... That could not be said of your love for mushrooms

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

Help out here people. We are comparing edible food to a fungus. https://t.co/nn5vrXjtBW

[Ben Evans @EvansDiving]

Jamie just compared my love/her hatred for mushrooms to her love/my hatred for Chef Boyardee... help me out here... which is clearly worse?

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

I love when what was going to be a really chill week turned into an actual shit show

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

@EvansDiving Nah nah nah. You would definitely hit the floor first

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

I mean, I guess this is a great move, but why the hell is it not already a law?! Do we honestly think if people under 21 aren’t responsible enough to drink alcohol, they are responsible enough to buy a fire arm?!?

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

Just so we all know, jokes like this are unacceptable. I expect it from assholes, don’t normally expect it to come up in my psychology textbook. Check yourself @Routledgepsych

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

Using Google to beat Google... but maybe there’s a problem. Read about the Case Against Google in this NYT essay. #UNCDigitalMarketing https://t.co/aSJkeStBD7

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

Ben just referred to someone’s job title as the “Administrative Badass” I hope that one day my job tittle can include badass.

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

Snowed a foot last week, sunny and 70 degrees today. But, no way global warming is real, right @realDonaldTrump ?! *insert aggressive eye roll here*

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

“You are entitled to your opinion, but you aren’t entitled to your own facts” - Senator Moynihan

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

Weather Channel, at this point you should just tell us it’s gonna snow until it stops because your predictions haven’t been so accurate.

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

@Apple Next iPhone update should include the ability to flag or mark as unread for text messages! Literally would be a game changer!

[Jamie Cook ⚓️ @Jamie_Cook1]

@united has yet again proven themselves to be my least favorite airline. I love how without notification they take it upon themselves to cancel your whole itinerary because you miss one flight.