Jamie Baker

The ramblings of a sleep-deprived coffee addict; the insights of a confused millennial; the sapience of a nihilistic Christian.

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NEW @FightTheDice EP OUT TODAY!!!!!!!!

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I never use twitter anymore and I'm aware that most of ya'll are poor millennials like me, but I'm raising £600 to go on a mission trip to Romania in March to work with street children; your help would be eternally appreciated https://t.co/LZD8em305j

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Every so often I check what's happening on twitter and am instantly reminded why I never check what's happening on twitter these days

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Ending 2016 in the best company.
A great year for some, a bad one for others. The best year for… https://t.co/G63AFsqBJW

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@AgatheM_ I'm sorry, I deleted my twitter app because I was fed up of it:( did I ever get round to telling you that I am now a raclette chef

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tfw you're eating a midnight snack while quietly watching TV and you drop a freshly opened pack of M&Ms onto a laminate floor...

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11 days to go til This New Republic Conference!!!!! Head to https://t.co/nFZJorIgXF to register for the biggest and best weekend of the year

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HOT DAMN that new YMAS song 💯💯💯

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TNR Conference • 19 days to go • Register at https://t.co/OIIsLKnIGL
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#TNRconference… https://t.co/jSrhBMRemG

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@AgatheM_ I just don't know, I should've made the trip just for that... maybe one day you'll find me in Gare du Nord playing GoT music

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@AgatheM_ I was playing this on the piano in Leeds train station at 6am on Wednesday, it was the most ominous thing I've ever experienced

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@Matty_D_LFC when you would've got those 16 points from Allen being subbed on if Luke Shaw hadn't been subbed on in the 92nd minute... 😒😒😒😒😒

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@Matty_D_LFC when Allen was supposed to be injured so you bench him, and then he gets 16 points 😒😒😒😒😒😒

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The things you miss out on when you neglect twitter eh

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So apparently there was some kind of debate last night...?

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@AgatheM_ ah yes that will be an issue... I'm probably gonna be in London for the whole weekend so we could meet up to drink champagne later

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@AgatheM_ @gossersbecca if I knew people would get that I would've made it much more impressive story, I'm sorry to have wasted your time

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While I'm here, here's your reminder to buy tickets to my band's show in London in 3 weeks. It's gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/GQ47saMoIz

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It's a good thing they usually remain only thoughts

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Apparently these are the thoughts that cross my mind while I'm sitting on an empty train at 10:30pm

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I've just realised I am the twitter version of Aragorn sitting in the corner of the Prancing Pony. Seeing everything. Saying nothing. Hidden