jamile

i really have nothing fascinating to write|| Caffeine-dependent life form ☕️

[Mads @europemaxxed]

get mad that he's 70 years old and doesn't 'know a guy'

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

I want a Nigeria where someone living in Anambra State can be working in Lagos State and can commute in 30min to Lagos, close 5:00pm and be back in Anambra 5:35pm.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

You see how Alex Otti is the standard today?

That's exactly how Peter Obi was the standard in his day.

Alex Otti will try to become president one day and the campaigners of calumny will come and say he did nothing.

Awon eranko.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Bro is being rejected by EVERYONE 😭

[HJ OF IBUSA @Huttonjrr]

"I read 100 books in 2023"

Na wetin dem dey read be this ooooo

[willinill! @willinilli024]

nothing finish money pass when you and babe dey cohabit together😭😂

gambling dey learn work

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

You’ll think this is rage bait, but I promise you, this is their thought process.

[Iyke @currentiiyke]

You go ask Mercy wetin be her source of income, she go tell you she's into real estate.

[𝓹 @Dboyypraise]

Goddddd e really leave that bike dey use leg nitro ham 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Garrett Hughes @Garretthughes]

Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s.

Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Harry Kane's wife watching her husband receive the European Golden Shoe. ❤️

[JD @Juddywizard]

As I pick her for park, I drop her for house make she settle in because I don late for evening ball. I give her my ATM in case she wan buy anything cook before I come back from field.

Naso i see ₦11k debit, call her immediately: “Wetin you buy now now?” She say, “I fill gas 8kg.”

You fill 8kg as how baby? Since I buy that cylinder, I never fill 8kg for my life. Wetin we wan dey cook? Gas wey Hilda Baci take cook jollof that year no reach 8kg now😭.

Na that moment I know say i no fit marry
anytime soon

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

NDLEA go seize Yahoo boys car worth tens of millions and auction it to themselves for N300,000.

[Big Chops @iamBigChops]

Bro i just discovered we are competing with people that are fraudsters and drug dealers 💔

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

E no dey hard una to say na giveaway make song blow sir.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I just say make i remind una say we go still train pikin o
we never see anything

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

Doing third mainland bridge five times a week will actually shorten your lifespan.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

They're still holding him by his two hands despite the fact that he's already handcuffed because they know that if he escapes he might become Nigerian President

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

When you first buy car, you go first start with full tank and car wash 24-7…

No worry, you go calm. 😂