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‘There name is Celtic and I follow them, home and away onto victory’ 🍀 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

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[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🎶 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙋𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎! 🎶

Celtic Football Club are the 2021/22 #cinchPrem Champions! 🏆🍀

Congratulations to Ange and the Bhoys! 💚👏

#CelticFC 🤝 #UCL

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Lamine Yamal 😳

#UCL

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@BobMoonRules @TMfutbal Messi is the only player to score 91 goals in a calendar year

Messi is the only player to have over 100G/A in a calendar year

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@ValerieUTD Messi can score goals at a much better rate than Ronaldo, Messi holds the record for the most assists in football, Messi also is the best dribbler football has ever seen, his football IQ is second to none and he has also won every major trophy in football and the most trophies

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@ValerieUTD So you have successfully made the point that Ronaldo is the most complete goal scorer because he can score with both feet and headers

Last I checked a COMPLETE FOOTBALLER in your own words means “you can do EVERYTHING in football which Ronaldo cannot do

[GHmfc8 @ghmfc86]

ACAB

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

Jota on the wing 🎶

Celtic fans give the winger a warm welcome as he returns to the matchday squad for the first time since April 2025 ⤵️

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

Enjoy the spectacular scenery of Brazil when Crazy Taxi: World Tour hits the streets in 2027

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Pep Guardiola on Lionel Messi saying his legs could no longer give him more:

“The problem with Lionel Messi getting older is that he has declined into still being the best player on the pitch.

So people don’t believe him.

I watched his farewell game.

One goal. Two assists. At 39 years old.

Afterwards somebody showed me the clip where Leo ran chasing a ball and people were saying, ‘This is the same man who says his legs cannot give him anymore?’

I said, ‘Yes. That is exactly what he means.’

Because you are comparing Messi with the other players on the pitch.

Leo is comparing Messi with Messi.

Those are two completely different standards.

I remember once at Barcelona, after training, one of my staff said to me, ‘Pep, he was unbelievable today.’

I asked, ‘Who?’

He looked at me like I was stupid.

‘Leo.’

I said, ‘No. Today was normal.’

He laughed.

I wasn’t joking.

That was one of the strangest things about coaching Messi. Something would happen in training that would stop everybody else, and after a while we stopped reacting.

Three players around him?

Normal.

Four?

Normal.

He receives the ball, turns and suddenly everybody is running towards their own goal?

Normal.

One day I remember telling Xavi, ‘We have a problem.’

He asked, ‘What?’

‘He is making us think these things are normal.’

Xavi smiled.

‘Then wait until he leaves.’

That sentence stayed with me.

Because I think a generation is experiencing the same problem now, just backwards.

They are meeting Lionel Messi at the end and thinking this is Lionel Messi.

They watch him at 39, see him create two goals and score another and say, ‘What legs has he lost?’

My friend, you arrived at the cinema during the final ten minutes.

You have no idea what happened before you sat down.

Imagine a boy watching this game with his father.

He asks, ‘Dad, I don’t understand. Messi is still the best player. Why is he retiring?’

His father should not show him another match from 2026.

Show him 2011.

Show him 2012.

Show him 2015.

Then tell the boy, ‘The man you are watching now used to do all of this with legs that could do whatever his brain requested.’

That is the difference.

Today Leo sees the pass before you.

Back then he saw the pass before you, played it, then arrived somewhere else before you understood what had happened.

Today he can still beat you with his mind.

At his peak, unfortunately, the mind had the body with it.

That was unfair.

I remember defenders looking towards our bench sometimes after Leo did something as though I could help them.

What did they want me to do?

Substitute him?

I was trying to win too.

And this is why I believe Leo when he says his legs cannot give him what they once did.

Of course they cannot.

He knows because he remembers what they used to give him.

We see a 39-year-old man and think, ‘Still magnificent.’

He feels something different.

A ball rolls towards the touchline and his mind says, ‘Go.’

For twenty years, his legs answered immediately.

Now sometimes they say, ‘No, Leo. Not this one.’

For us, that is one lost ball.

For him, maybe that is thirty years of football speaking to him.

That must be a very strange conversation for a genius to have with his own body.

But perhaps that is also the perfect explanation of Lionel Messi.

Even now, with the legs he says can no longer give him everything, he can play his farewell game, score once, create two more and leave people asking:

‘If this is Messi declining, what exactly was Messi at his best?’

I can answer that.

We spent four years at Barcelona trying to find the correct word.

We never did.”

[AG @AGCeltic__]

Hahahahahahaha

[Formula 1 @F1]

🎶 Du du du du 🎶

#F1 #BahrainGP

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@Sonderisfon Chester Bennington still to this day, he saved me in ways people cannot understand and I will be forever grateful

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@FergiesRightRef @ScuderiaFerrari @FerrariF1FRA @GazzettaFerrari Or here’s a mental suggestion right maybe red bull has setup for lower downforce and Ferrari has a higher downforce setup

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@piersmorgan Maybe he could explain to you why you’re wrong about Ronaldo

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@Hiraisim_ @Colapintismo This result literally cost him a 5th title in a row what are you on about lando wasn’t in any case competing for the top spot at all

[Bricky🧱 @Bricky67_]

Me sat staring at my gmail waiting patiently for an oasis code to come through:

[FIA World Endurance Championship @FIAWEC]

The fast and the... car which won Le Mans 🔥

@ToyotaRacingWEC are bringing their race-winning TR010 Hybrid home to Fuji, and you can see it in all its glory this weekend.

Quarter mile? We do six hours... 👀 Be there!

#WEC #6HFuji #Toyota

[TomiTwo 🇮🇨 @Tom__Two]

Ils ont recréer la scène la plus iconique de Cars comment ne pas les aimer omg

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

Free kick goal and it had to be HIM 🤩🤷‍♂️

[Jay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jordanpbanks]

Glasgow Derby Day. LFG!! 🍀

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@EwenDCameron You’re obsessed with Celtic and it’s absolutely lovely to see