Jamie Steinbach

actor, writer, (kinda) director (sometimes), singer, cat mom (and that’s what’s most important)

[Jamie Steinbach @Jamie_Steinbach]

I need “Ride for Ruin and The World’s Ending” on a bumper sticker

[NineT6ix 🦅 @Salih9t6]

This is with no exaggeration the best scene in Cinema history 😭

Return of the King: The Ride of the Rohirrim

[sharp 🌇 @cull_trade]

breaking news

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me telling Santa what I want for Christmas this year:

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In news that will get very little coverage, Mariska Hargitay's "End the Backlog Campaign" achieves rape kit reform in ALL 50 states, DC, and Puerto Rico.

It's women who are going to save us. Thank you Mariska Hargitay.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

If a puppeteer wins an Oscar you WILL hear me screaming from seven thousand miles away that would be the coolest thing EVERRRRR

[✧ @cessonmute]

they burned women
who knew which herbs
could end a pregnancy,
ease a fever,
numb a toothache.

they called it witchcraft.

it was healthcare.

and some of us
are still being punished
for knowing our own bodies
better than the men
who write the laws
about them.

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

We live in a world where you can go to jail for speaking out against Netanyahu or having a miscarriage, but if you’re a pedophile, the law will be broken to protect you.

[Bothered Boy🏴🚩Back on my Bullsh*t @BotheredBoy]

This is what people mean when they say that poverty is systemic and a class issue, and not because of personal choices.

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Smaug exiting the Lonely Mountain headed to Laketown:

[zellie @zellieimani]

Mandatory

[𝑒 𝓁 𝒹 𝒶 𝓇 𝒾 𝑒 𝓁 ✨ @eldarielentari]

“I asked chat gpt” “I asked grok”

ok and I asked a palantír. what now

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

As my wife points out, in this cesspit of male egos, there is one person who has been sent to prison

A woman

[Jamie Steinbach @Jamie_Steinbach]

Come ON blood clot

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: President Trump:

"The entire country [of Iran] could be taken out in one night and that night might be tomorrow night."

Is he threatening to nuke Iran? Sounds like it to me. Can someone put a muzzle on this guy please?

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

yes, the best easter tweet has risen!!