Juke Lame-ison

Some people don't answer texts but check twitter.

I'm here for that reason, among others. (He/Him)

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@asterios Hate to break it to you bud but ain't nothin out .

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@asterios How much for you to write these articles?

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@druideight "Tonight we speak with Powerful Bert Kreisher about the importance of family, treadmills, and Tito's vodka

And

Are your loads frothy enough? Magnesium deficiency in men is becoming an epidemic.

But first I want to talk to you about Alpha Brain. Tonight on 60 minutes..."

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@asterios The original has always been batshit. To get more batshit would have needed to push the rating higher.

Tiffany Case (in a diamond movie?!)
Xenia Onnatop?
OCTOPUSSY?!

To get crazier you'd have to call her FUPA or something

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@druideight Take off, ya no good gluten drinker.

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@druideight Dude, most of Hollywood are taking GLP and have been for a long time. I'm not seeing a major culture shift.

Or are you mostly talking about high BMI individuals fundamentally changing their day to day and it impacting their outlook?

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@asterios Does he call his Depends pants seat belts?

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@druideight

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@druideight Did your tale include that Disney intentionally made some of the levels too hard to make it to hard to beat over one rental, thereby encouraging ownership of the game?

Rumours swirl that they colluded with blockbuster on it.

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@druideight Whatever it is I'm unsurprised. I've seen glimpses of the furry world. It only gets worse from there.

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@druideight What happens between a man, a woman, a werewolf, a pirate, and various throbbing appendages - in print - is none of your business.

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@druideight Diabolical. Tweaked me a bit even given how good Empire is and how shit roughly half the Trek movies are.

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@druideight You don't get rich by spending money. That solo cup could be used again and again on guests.

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@druideight While you were at it did you storm off and say you're off to see a man about a dog when you were leaving?

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@druideight Bullshit. If I'm gonna have heart surgery, a prescription refill, and tire vulcanization in one place it won't be at my doctor's office

It'll be at Costco, with a $1.50 hot dog and drink, like God herself intended.

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@asterios Needing to circle that square on your excuses too, eh?

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@druideight The office party has gunned down many a drone in their prime. Time honoured tradition.