jamie

a molly ringwald type

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

@MillieCheesey Genuinely my favourite bird, the dumpy little
Idiots

[a vespa is not a motorcycle @kein_motorrad]

literally all of these languages are related

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

Wait til you first see the snakes 😭

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

INSANE: 900 Snakes, Including Venomous Cobras, Escape into Village from Breeding Farm After Massive Flooding in China.

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

Bonus points of being a gardener: you get to make the occasional Lady Chaterly’s Lover reference to see how well read a guy is by his reaction

[Raphael Dogg @raphaeldogg]

Funny how a person's entire political career can be motivated by hatred but we're supposed to be respectful when she dies.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[Kittycel @Kittycel66]

Are you going into the kuomintang door or the ottoman empire door

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

vaporwave with Chinese characteristics

[stephanie wakefield @stephwakefield_]

Chinese early 2000s dreamcore “like a digital drug”

[dolo @doloyeung]

I was tired of getting called nino pequeno at work so I ditched my Transformers lunchbox and replaced it with a Citizen Kane lunchbox. Now they all call me Rosebud. To find a group of mexican laborers with such film literacy was almost as surprising as it was hurtful

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

This and the whole killer clown thing are the weirdest things we’ve collectively forgotten about

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

We did that, it was Slenderman, and two children almost immediately tried offering it a human sacrifice

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

@virsubterraneus Like the old man on Ru Paul’s Drag Race who said he knew Judy garland and recommended her the pills she overdosed on 😬

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

‘No bless yous for Giacomo?’ Has entered my lexicon in a way rivalled only by ‘Go Piss Girl’

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

No bless yous for Giacomo?

[jamie @JamieeTheGreat]

Absolutely 100% believe this.

[A.J.R. Klopp @ThirteenFathers]

Humans fought Neanderthals’ degenerate successors thousands of years after they disappeared from the archaeological record, such encounters later formed the first cosmogonical myths of Indo-Europeans

[WOR$T GIRL IN NEW JER$EY 🇬🇷 @teddy_xcx_]

legitimately so crazy how you cannot post a picture of your friends on here as a gay guy without being called ugly racist mean evil fatphobic

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

Love.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

“in periculo sum”