Jamie Mitchell

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@RDSS400 I drive a Tesla, sometimes drive it late at night - I can't remember the last time I was pulled over, literally years ago. Why? Almost certainly because I'm white. I'm so sorry that this has happened to you and happens repeatedly to so many black people.

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@ben_weatherill_ @olimortimer @babelmonk @Tesla So my car now has a new Tyre. It is the same as the one which came off. But it was way too difficult and whilst the people I spoke to @Tesla were excellent, the situation was poor. I’m just glad I wasn’t broken down on the side of the road.

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Tesla I love my Tesla 3 but today I got a puncture, impossible for me to get a new tyre before 8 June and then I have to drive somewhere. Looked up assistance but in the app. Am I really stranded or doing something wrong? Can’t buy from regular tyre places either, it seems.

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Pandamoanimum I’m just about to go onto a teams meeting with a very important client who I haven’t met before. This is not going to help me to keep a straight face 🤪

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@lexiconmistress @Pandamoanimum The original joke was very funny, but your twist had me rolling on the floor laughing (unfortunately causing a chain reaction which resulted in several items of furniture getting knocked over)

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@nfum Today is a happy day for me! I cancelled my home insurance with NFU and have gone to a competitor for about a third off the price. No big deal for you, but having connected with my village on our FB group nearly everyone said they had gone to other Insurers too. #losttrust

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@AdmiralUK my card has expired and you can't take a payment from me. But neither do you respond to your online form so I can't pay you. What should we do? BTW your renewals number 0333 222 6715 goes through to some bloke's voicemail to tell me he can't answer the phone. Help!

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@shadyartbiz @caitlinmoran @shadyartbiz who is it? You’ve got me on the edge of my seat?

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@realDonaldTrump Ah, bless - are you feeling a little bit sad?

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@RobBenson2 @JohnBishop100 Problem with that is that the children didn’t choose to be born - it’s not their fault they were bred. and who’s to say that the parents weren’t well off at the time they had their children only to be devastated by the impact of Covid?

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Vonage - trying to cancel my business with you but can't be bothered to wait for your account management team any longer, I've been holding for over 15 minutes. Happy to keep the service, it's great, I'm just not going to continue paying for it. Would you like to talk?

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Alan_Scott just reading scattered servants. Did you know when you were writing it that your use of the term ‘new normal’ would be this prophetic? #NewNormal

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@JoeyGMitchell It’s quite a story. Would love to know what @BarristerSecret thinks.

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@mrjamesob just reading How to be right. Challenging but I love it. Question: in your chapter on feminism, are you saying you think lap dancing, burlesque and pornography are okay?

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

Just boarding a flight with @Ryanair. The whole experience makes me think of swimming with jellyfish. You won’t necessarily get stung but the odds are against it!

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Alitalia Thank you - yes I have now bought my baggage

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Alitalia thanks for your constant messages that you are sorry to keep me waiting, but after 1hr on hold I’m not sure I believe you!

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Alitalia So since this message at 12:40 and your response to my DM at 12:54 I’ve heard nothing despite the promise that I would be called. Do you think I should expect a call to book in my baggage before I fly?

[Jamie Mitchell @Jamieontour]

@Alitalia I have sent you a DM. The number I was calling was [phone]