Jamie Ross John

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is in serious need of a hug. :(

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One ovary asks the other ovary "Did you order any furniture?" "No, why?" "Because there's two nuts out there, trying to shove in an organ."

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Guys~ If You think you look good in your profile picture, because your giving the camera the death stare? You. Look. Constipated.

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Sometimes you have to go through the struggles and trials to experience the joy!

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my grandpa told me to watch my health not my money,the next day someone stole my money...
it was my grandpa

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People in life who are the happiest don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything they have...

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was just wondering how often she gives God a headache.

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If we will do what we CAN do, God will do what we CAN'T do.

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@danieltosh what did u do with the shoes u wore for the milk gallon challenge. I hope u threw them away.

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Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver. Coincidence? I think not!

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Thinks that the greatest gift we can ever receive is forgiveness from ourselves for what we have done in the past, everyone makes mistakes.

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If you can't say anything nice...we're probably related.

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For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep..

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Sometimes I get so frustrated..it's like having a wedgie and no arms.

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They say bad things happen to good people so i must be a freaking SAINT!

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Attn: Due to Government cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off to save the Government money!

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Life was throwing curve balls at me left and right. But then God gave me a bat and showed me how to swing.

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Faith is taking the first step even when you cannot see the staircase - In every step of our life we need to trust that God is guiding us.

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GOD, please help those that are hurting right now. Guide them and place your arms around them to comfort them and give them strength.

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In Genesis, God created the whole universe out of nothing. Next time you believe you have nothing ask God to make something out of it!