Jamianne Passero

Hi!

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@sternpinballinc there should really be an illuminati or conspiracy table. Lets do this!

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@elonmusk Hey mister! How about I work for you for a month in exchange for a new Tesla. It's a killer deal. I'm skilled at figuring stuff out, and sometimes I'm funny!

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@hiballenergy your coffee tastes a lot like what was in my grandmother's feeding tube. You should switch your marketing to the elderly. Ick. #unpopularopinion

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@LauraJaneGrace Let me make you some sandwiches.

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@elonmusk @pmnordkvist @Tesla I stand behind your buy here pay initiative and you can have my soul and last 2 pay stubs as collateral

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@Tesla Can I do a buy here here agreement with no moneey down, a huge interest ratex and my soul as collateral? I got my 2 most recent pay stubs handy right now. @elonmusk

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

Ima just start posting photos of perfectly cooked food, claiming I made it so people will want to come over for dinner and leave hella disappointed.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Model 3s now available

Standard Range: 220mi, $35k
Standard Range Plus: 240mi, $37k
Mid Range: 264mi, $40k
Long Range: 325mi, $43k
Long Range AWD: 310mi, $47k
Performance AWD: 310mi, $58k, 0-60 mph in 3.2s!

https://t.co/RNnGdonjSr

(prices before incentives)

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@elonmusk is there a place i can dumpster dive a tesla? Idc if its all scratched up

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@AriShaffir I wish you would come to Oregon!

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

Lyft and a taxi are the same things ya hood rats.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@FlyFrontier @FrontierCare So after a long, horrible, 16 hour layover, now flight 438 from Denver to Milwaukee is delayed an hour. I could have hitchhiked to Milwaukee faster. You guys are killin me.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@seanseaevans The lady from golden girls that's still alive.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@DanaGagne Rancid does

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@FrontierCare can you please help me?

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@XfinityCares

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@Xfinity I would pay the bill for the internet if the tech ever actually put an interface on the house, but he didn't a d now your horrible bill collectors in the Philippines are calling at all hours of the night for service that was never installed.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@Xfinity I would pay the bill for the internet if the tech ever actually put an interface on the house, but he didn't a d now your horrible bill collectors in the Philippines are calling at all hours of the night for service that was never installed.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@tomsegura you're invited to come tour the weed farm ! Please do.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

@tomsegura sold out in Eugenes. I dont have a ticket, but I got this weed that'll make you cum in 4 strokes.

[Jamianne Passero @JamiezPass]

#yeahho