@elonmusk Hey mister! How about I work for you for a month in exchange for a new Tesla. It's a killer deal. I'm skilled at figuring stuff out, and sometimes I'm funny!
@hiballenergy your coffee tastes a lot like what was in my grandmother's feeding tube. You should switch your marketing to the elderly. Ick. #unpopularopinion
@Tesla Can I do a buy here here agreement with no moneey down, a huge interest ratex and my soul as collateral? I got my 2 most recent pay stubs handy right now. @elonmusk
Model 3s now available
Standard Range: 220mi, $35k
Standard Range Plus: 240mi, $37k
Mid Range: 264mi, $40k
Long Range: 325mi, $43k
Long Range AWD: 310mi, $47k
Performance AWD: 310mi, $58k, 0-60 mph in 3.2s!
https://t.co/RNnGdonjSr
(prices before incentives)
@FlyFrontier@FrontierCare So after a long, horrible, 16 hour layover, now flight 438 from Denver to Milwaukee is delayed an hour. I could have hitchhiked to Milwaukee faster. You guys are killin me.
@Xfinity I would pay the bill for the internet if the tech ever actually put an interface on the house, but he didn't a d now your horrible bill collectors in the Philippines are calling at all hours of the night for service that was never installed.
@Xfinity I would pay the bill for the internet if the tech ever actually put an interface on the house, but he didn't a d now your horrible bill collectors in the Philippines are calling at all hours of the night for service that was never installed.