Malort312

I like to party. #Arsenal I am here to joke around. #jamitinthere

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Is it cocky to hope Leicester City win tomorrow? I have to think they will drop more points at some time and Chelsea losing is just more fun

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I just saw a massive spider go head to head with a bumble bee. Bee flew away have being jumped on from about two inches away.

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@FireSquadFresno Great job. Hope to get out there for a game sometime.

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@RealRomfordPele Come to Chicago Ray. You are a massive reason I am a Gooner. Or let me know if I can buy a signed copy and have it sent.

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@Hanabell_ Open face is the only way.

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@HectorBellerin @pumafootball @Arsenal Chicago Loves you Hector! Looking good. Please stay Red and White forever. #bialoczerwoni

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@tkpartyboy @BikiniB0b Then go with a shot of @JimBeam and a dozen chicken wing.

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@BikiniB0b @tkpartyboy Wake and bake Stake and Shake. #cured

[This is Dan! @djruch10]

Wonder how Barcelona would fair against a team of IRS agents from the US.

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30 players away fro going to #WSOP Main Event. Sitting plush with a Royal Flush Aces back to back.

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With #rosicky leaving my banking passwords all need to be changed.

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Sitting at a red light thinking about Tom and what could have been. I love him. #rosicky

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@ChicagoGooners @avefrater Worst attendance?

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@REDactionAFC Party Poopers.

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Best night of the three. #faretheewell thanks to @euoplocephalus for bringing posters by.

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@kezcartann @detlef4uiad @ftbllrswanimals I would love a power cuddle with them both.

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@mujeeb179420 @TheWilshereWay Ending with "end of" i realize there is no reason to pay any attention to you. And I am 50 50 on the matter

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My lost season of watching Arsenal. One more weekend working then next weekend I try to qualify for WSOP main event.

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@PoznanInMyPants What the hell do you have against Platypuses?

[AJ+ @ajplus]

A transgender woman was verbally attacked by a woman on the NYC subway, and she caught it all on film.
https://t.co/4TC9VWOquI

[Malort312 @Jamiinthere]

"The People's Food"