JamilJaoui

[STV News @STVNews]

Massachusetts becomes first state to legalise haggis
https://t.co/CFTkfyi9ys

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

😂😂😂😂 take that ya wee dick

[Geezer1874 @geezer1874]

A fantastic podcast by @JamilJaoui Episode 1 - Dylan Jack Moran https://t.co/cddNqo73EE via @YouTube Dylan talks about all things music, gigging and launching his solo career through a battle with kidney disease. #grassrootsmusic

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

Seen it tonight - 10/10

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Curry Barker's ‘OBSESSION’ opens with $16M domestically.

The film had a budget of around $750K.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home.

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

😂

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

Not on my worst day pal psh! @edbassmaster

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

He played the Mario theme when nobody expected it. Everyone started laughing at the beginning and the end was perfect 😃

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

A Mexican Uber driver recognized Latin singer Luis Fonsi, known for his hit song “Despacito,” and they shared a WHOLESOME moment singing together after his new song randomly started playing on the radio 🤣❤️🎶

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

Franz Ferdinand but no arctic monkeys? Get off the drugs folks.

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Las 50 mejores bandas de la historia según la revista Rolling Stone:

[__YC9__ @__YC9__]

Ally McCoist spot on, Glasgow is an absolute dump now.

But yet, people still turn a blind eye to it because it doesn’t suit their narrative, views or even the club they support.

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

Fantastic!

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

Sometimes the Internet can bring to tears in the best way 🥲🥰

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

I work from home, and sometimes it gets boring and lonely, so recently I’ve taken to answering those Indian scammer calls on my headset and dragging them out as long as possible with increasingly bizarre antics.

Today I had one where the scammer was trying to get me to buy gift cards at a store and send him the codes so he could allegedly send me cash. I don’t even know what the scam was supposed to be—it was really poorly thought out on their end—but I played along.

After about 30 minutes of pretending I was incredibly incompetent—having all sorts of difficulty starting my car and getting to the store—I told the guy I had arrived at Walmart.

You could hear the excitement in his voice—this was a man who clearly had very little success doing this. I even played sound effects from YouTube videos I had open in a bunch of tabs so he could hear me parking, entering the store, etc.

“Yes, sir! Very good! Cannot wait—I can send you the cash!”

Then things got interesting.

I told him to hold on while I got the cards, explaining that I didn’t have any money. He became a bit concerned and said, “Please, sir, just buy the cards.”

Then, as loud as I could, right in his ear: “EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! I’VE GOT A GUN!”

plays YouTube clip of people screaming

The guy lost it: “Oh my God, sir, what are you doing?! Oh my God! Oh my God! Please stop!”

Too late.

For about five minutes, I narrated a high-stakes robbery, complete with me losing my cool, gunshot sound effects, audio clips of women screaming, etc.

It was the most harrowing five minutes of this poor guy’s life, as he kept telling me to stop and just give him the card numbers quickly.

When it was over, I made sure to let him know that I got the cards and killed anyone who tried to stop me—just as he had asked.

Clearly nervous he would somehow be implicated in this robbery-turned–mass murder he facilitated overseas, he emphatically told me that he only wanted me to buy the cards and did not ask me to do any of this.

I ended with a police siren and me pretending to run away before screaming, playing the gunshot sound effects again, and abruptly ending the call.

I honestly don’t know why he stayed on the call as long as he did, considering how panicked he sounded at various points—maybe he thought I’d still give him the card numbers and PINs after the botched robbery—but I can’t imagine Mr. Patel will be scamming anyone for some time.

So—how did you guys spend your workday?

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

remembering the time someone sent me this for my interpretation class

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

@DaftLimmy @realDonaldTrump Don’t back doon, double doon.

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

@tylereliel A wins a wins.. unless the other team storm off in a huff and then it’s handed to you after they’ve won fairly in ET 🤣 I don’t make the rules. Clearly some backhander dodgy stuff going on 🤣 right in time for EID as well 😭😭😭

[JamilJaoui @JamilJaoui]

My da had a word

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF.

Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement.

CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦