Jamison Hanson

Just a little stinker who loves Minnesota sports

[Carson Hocevar @CarsonHocevar]

hey @Chilis. we’re on the way!!!!!

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

⚠️ LOUD ENVIRONMENT

repeated, long-term exposure to sounds at this level can chase the visitors off the ice

[zach @zjlaing]

players after every whistle in the nhl playoffs

[Jonathan Dusing @Dusing]

The ❌ spent 25 years on top of Xcel Energy Center. Now she's in my front yard, ready to celebrate every @mnwild goal this playoffs. (I made some upgrades)

GO WILD. Beat the Stars!
Norm Green Sucks

[Jason Sobel @JasonSobelGolf]

There are 91 players in this week's Masters field.

The player in 91st place for driving accuracy is 91st on the leaderboard. The player in 90th place for driving accuracy is Rory McIlroy.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

This is why the feudal Japanese caste system rated actors below prostitutes.

[Dan @DanAsher26_]

Acting like he hasn't done worse for fuckteenth

[WRITE A RAP 🎤 | FAN Account @WriteARapSis]

WOW. THE FIRST BLACK COUPLE to BOTH have criminal charges for assaulting black women AND BOTH be accused of sexually assaulting and drugging men

Black excellence❤️

[Allie Berube @allieberube]

Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game

#ElectricFactory

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Day 6 off zyn, noticeable uptick in sex drive and energy the last few days

I’ve used the excess energy to call into radio stations and argue with the host

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

What’s old is new in Minnesota ⭐️

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me acting like I don’t care about fantasy so my players will actually score some points:

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

looks like Batman to me

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

0-2 fantasy managers this morning

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

Some may view tonight as the first game of the NFL Season.

I view it as the 1st of 285 opportunities for a Scorigami over the next six months.

Buckle up. Football is back.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me in 2045 when I overhear my son say "This trade helps you more than it helps me...":

[gayson thøtsdotter @HoleAndOates]

you guys won’t be laughing when she crosses the entire board diagonally and takes out your knight

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Best thing to happen to the internet in years