Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯

Artist&Human in progress. DC Based. Word Vomit Below.

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

Dear future and current employers,
It would be so sexy of u not to stalk this account as I use it like a diary. So sexy ahahaa …
Sincerely,
a very proficient and excited worker 🙃

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

@intactgrrl @145k4 did avicii think u were cool?

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

@intactgrrl Me me me me

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

@intactgrrl wow hello

[E Krebs, PhD 🧂 @SaltySicky]

A resource for anyone spending Thanksgiving with extended family:

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

https://t.co/FF18y7qlYA
missed the satire label and read this jaw dropped the entire time

[rose @roramdin]

i gotta delete all my accounts and become a farmer this shit fucking sucks

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

"The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too." - Ernest Hemingway

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

One time a classmate was wearing slides and she had them off and was gripping the bottom of the rolly chair with her toes 🫥🫣

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

Don’t whip the dogs out in public wtf is wrong w u? Even if ur wearing socks don’t take ur shoes off in a cafe who raised u?

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

I can’t explain the Spotify activity tonight boys(gender neutral)

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

Strong believer in the commuter shoe because the thought of scootering or running to a train in heels is scary af.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Is there gonna be an estate sale

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

A brief explainer on why people might not like the British

[Jamison(they/them)🪴🎨🕯 @JamisonMae]

This would be a great time to get rid of the monarchy just saying…

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

"britain is in shock" baby she was 96