Nigerian Bond

The unofficial state, national & international spy to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. The name's Bond. Jamiu Bond

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Hello sir @NGRPresident please help me tell NEPA to bring light so I can pump water to bath. Thanks sir

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Evening sir @NGRPresident

Fresh as this picture looks, the only thing your people are asking is if this book is on how to crumble an economy.

What should I tell them sir?

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Spy work is not easy. But I’m glad I’m still alive to continue serving.

Workload about to triple in 2023 😎

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

My Oga @NGRPresident

The IGP sent your message as instructed but Nigerians know say the Wehrey wan dey disguise. #EndSARS is still on.

Onto the next course of action sir.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

My Oga! @NGRPresident

On a Spending drip. Just want you to know the people want you to do giveaway for them sir. And in the meantime, can I see small change for lockdown money?

More blessings!

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

After several months of doing spy works in northern Nigeria, my Oga @NGRPresident has finally decided to recall me.

You people don’t know the work he’s doing. You think traveling all over the world with your money is small job? 🤔😏

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Sir @NGRPresident fifteen of our people have joined the enemies. Including this one that was with you yesterday.

Should we do the military style and teach them all a lesson?

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Sir @NGRPresident not to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s like they’re starting to figure out that your friends in government own the private company that’ll be running #NigeriaAir

See caution sir.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Hello Sir @NGRPresident

Nigerians are asking for the role of Yusuf in government that warranted a state governor go welcome him at the airport. What should I tell them?

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

To everyone calling, texting and sending DMs to ask me if @NGRPresident has fired me or relieved me of my duty, I have one statement for you and here it is:

Oba no dey go transfer.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

My oga sir @NGRPresident when you said "I belong to nobody" no one believed you. Now you're showing them by not taking sides in this #fuelscarcity issue. Wehdone sir 😎

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

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[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Good evening sir @NGRPresident #BBNaija has ended sir. I suggest we fund #BBLagos or #BBAbuja for another 3months for more distraction sir.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Sir @NGRPresident It looks like a coalition of Wailing Wailers, Shi'ites and IPOB is formed to remove you from government. See caution sir.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Sir @NGRPresident ordinary 2 sharpen my pencil 2 write my mission report, see what I found? They are blaming u sir.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Quick one sir @NGRPresident some mischievous elements are asking u to resign or be impeached. This is not a joking sturvs. See caution sir.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Madam the madam
Defender of Aso Villa jokes
Only u $31M
Another $175M linked to u
Money no be problem 🙌
Fresh queen.

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Evening sir @NGRPresident the package has been extracted and secured. Should we hand him over to DSS sir?

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Garba: Sir, your comment is causing trouble online.
PMB: Tell them it's banter
Garba: It's not working sir
PMB:

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Morning sir @NGRPresident ECOWAS is interfering in our internal issues too much. Should we send DSS to them as usual sir?

[Nigerian Bond @JamiuBond]

Sir @NGRPresident because u said no free money 4 anyone anymore, the Baba Suwe Comedy Theatre (Senate) wants to impeach u. See caution sir.