jam

probably still hammered

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[justin @justinsagenius]

It’s embarrassing to fw someone harder then they fwu.

[jam @Jammanji]

omw

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m gonna see the bob’s burgers movie in theaters and i’ve had enough drinks to admit that

[jam @Jammanji]

gas is 500 pennies a gallon right now

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Bobby Flay is short for Robert Flavour

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

as i get older, peace of mind is all i really want

[バカ みたい 本当 バカ ね @yeliaB_retnuH]

If you want to hold onto yourself then let yourself slip

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

my sleeping schedule isn't even a schedule anymore it's a freestyle

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

‘lol’ and ‘lmao’ are actually both punctuation marks

[trash jones @jzux]

the best part of Elf is when that guy who works in the mailroom says he’s 26

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

What are the side effects of vibing