Jammer the Cat

Founder of FLFTDA. I like jamming. Sunbeams are awesome as well.

[Jammer the Cat @JammertheCat]

Rest in peace, dear friend. Thank you for all the stories. -@GarrisonKiller and @MyrnaPloy

[Jammer the Cat @JammertheCat]

Nine lives. Seven penalties.

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Yeah. Retirement isn't so bad. #goodtimesontheporch

[Mousa Hussein Kraish he/him @MousaKraish]

Social Media experiment. Let's see how many times this is shared and responded too. Do their lives matter to you?? https://t.co/MnmRa9iXpQ

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That is a Joshua Tree in grey, but not Bono on the screen. #u2adjacent #mumfordandsonsisacceptable

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Arthur C Barke is totally photobombing. #talk2wftda

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As a #flftda Jammer, I do not appreciate the new box rules. #unnecessaryjumptoexit #catsofbigo

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This is why we hug. #petsareforpets #derbyphotoghuggingproject

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@GarrisonKiller took my picture on pillows. It shows my sensitive side. #alsohebribedme #withfish

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Talons. Right. Birds get grumpy about that, even robins. @watterflower

[Jammer the Cat @JammertheCat]

Foot dragging is often a problem in track cuts for avian jammers. They always forget their claws.

[Jammer the Cat @JammertheCat]

Is Falcon Punch the Montreal liaison for FLFTDA? After the 2014 rules correction, birds are eligible. #scaldeagleclause

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@USB1138's beard is less full than previous years. I am willing to give him face jams again. #talktoumpsbeard

[Jammer the Cat @JammertheCat]

I hear @GarrisonKiller muttering about WFTDA points in London/Montreal. More important; who will feed me while my owners obsess about derby?

[Jammer the Cat @JammertheCat]

@john_w_reed @GarrisonKiller There was some kvetch from #otherzack as well. Still, good catch.

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I am a cat and I do not care what else Plastik Patrik might be doing. I need his vocal scritches. #makeithappen #talk2wftda

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Napping is important at halftime. Stop licking me, Arthur. #dominanceproblems #commonflftdaissue #talk2wftda

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I feel that the retirement of @MyrnaPloy and @GarrisonKiller has meant less derby-related attention. #thiscannotstand

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Falcon Punch: pretty, cool, or super pretty?

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Little Shadow, we'll take good care of your humans. #kirklandpromise