Shy Hulud 🤭

he/him | ADHD lil rat with chronic illnesses

[rosabelle @rosebudlight]

putting a hickey on her neck where he got shot for the kirkversary

[Ethan W. Anderson @Ethan_is_online]

Guy on a zoom call next to me in the airport “I left the office two hours ago, did you somehow manage to get a lobotomy in that time period”

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[Hermit @hermitfriend]

omg im so embarrassed,,, the abyss was actually gazing at its friend right behind me 😬😬😭

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me deciding if i should smoke, masturbate, or kill myself

[Julie ⚢ 🔆 @homoefrotic]

she’s a 10 but she says “this is gonna go so hard in my dead wife montage” anytime you share a particularly intimate moment

[a girl from ipanema going to greenland @lilacmutti]

cancelled gay guy friend activity for gay guy sex activity but gay guy sex activity cancelled on me and now i'm just gay guy alone

[chaotic evil orc barbarian @orc_mode]

take a load off bro. put that load right on me player.

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

pleaseeeee touch base with me bro PLEEEAAASSEE BRO i NEED to circle back right now bro

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

you have only just begun to grasp the true power of the imagination. think about a little worm. give the worm a hat. now take the hat away. see how upset the worm is? you did that. you made it happen. the worm does not exist, yet its anger does. its hatred for you is all too real

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey buddy. its me, the abyss. just wanted to say please stop gazing into me. its making me feel really uncomfortable and i've been trying to show you how it feels by gazing back at you but clearly that is not helping the situation so. please just knock it off okay

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

walking out of a film alongside the crowd and turning to a complete stranger and saying “that was such a you movie”

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

“frogney, you haven’t touched my scroll of arachnomorph, have you?”

my ever disobedient and suspiciously spider shaped familiar frogney:

[robin 🌱 @yellowclint]

lestat wants to be freddie mercury but he’s brendon urie

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

covering her in sauerkraut and russian dressing because i like my women reubenesque

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

“During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.” – Dan Savage

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever