Peter Jamieson

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[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

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[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

I love timelines that are 100% unanswered tweets @ celebrities. It's like reading letters to Santa. http://t.co/hOI6idRjpB

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate. http://t.co/FbNmtm8W9H

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/WHeUVxcwC6 Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don’t know. http://t.co/ssEfQCsdmG

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/JfQpofQ37W 1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey.

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/sKoOQBt2lQ Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/6xwQpB7OB9

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/v6Z1JVjAAn Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/dDLivNdB It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/3IYqC6Ge "Have a nice day at the plant!" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

A double entendre is when I don't know what the hell you're saying. Twice. http://t.co/zv0xL8k5

[Peter Jamieson @Jammo23]

http://t.co/6bmPS1Ue I'd say popping your trunk to release 10,000 butterflies is the most magical way to elude the cops.