@WilliamShatner How was your experience on the spacecraft to the mesosphere? Are we doomed or ignorant William? I guess if Lucas has to call you Mr. Shatner I better also.
@McDonaldsCorp not that you guys care anymore but do you see one of the many problems I encounter being a valued customer! @Buger_King_ doesn’t make things so difficult ever!
Hey @BASportsNutri can you please tighten the lids on these just a @DrinkBODYARMOR drinks a bit more, so I will need a plasma cutter instead of a bodybuilder to take them off? That would be great!
Hey @USPS & @modernwest Everything we have gotten in the mail this year has not been stamped over the paid postage stamp.
Can I reuse them and never pay for stamps again or is that illegal?
Asking for a friend just using the phrase “can I” for no reason #foreverstamp#thepostman
@elonmusk I have an app that would make every influencer switch to/buy your (Elon's) phone. Especially if the proprietary angle is part of the phone contract . clearly (what makes it exclusive and addictive for creators)
I was about to drop app on iOS/android the force is strong.
@Apple For a mid-tier U.S. drama, a regional broadcaster might pay $10,000–$100,000+ per episode. #ghostmine is a show you are losing tons of monies on . can you sell the rights to another streaming channel?
@Walmart your product policy review team is filled with imbeciles. Your company is so bad at on line shopping and stopping fraud that it treats its actual customers like criminals as well. I can say #walmart is not worth the $300 headache @amazon far surpasses you.
@nbcsnl ok we need an alternative reality time shift skit where everything seems outlandish but is actually real.
I mean is @FlavorFlav actually a bobsledder now? WTF