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[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

whoever said baseball was america's favorite pastime obviously hasn't eaten Frosted Flakes out of the box while watching the office before.

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

just found out today is st patrick’s day

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

@mae_crenshaw @haleycarp42 will still love me

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

i am coming out of my retirement from twitter to say that i am now a Justin Bieber fan.

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

honestly the worst day of my life will be when something happens to Tim Gunn

[s @coryorens]

THEY HAD A ZOEY 101 REUNION !!! my childhood 😭😭

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

why doesn’t @netflix have a shuffle button that’ll pick a random episode for you when you can’t decide which one to watch

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well played. Just be careful he doesn't leave you at the game. #GoBlues @NHL @David_Denman

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

i’m 23 and i still get stressed when buying wine at grocery stores because i’m afraid they’ll think i’m 16.

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

@JCTotesFabs

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

@haleycarp42 💖💖💖

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

@JCTotesFabs 💘 you

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

GETS THEIR CORN FROM A JAR!!!! @baylee_b

[Cody Conrad @ConradVols]

Iowa:
- stupid state
- not good at basketball
- not the home of Dolly Parton
- gets their corn the regular way

Tennessee:
- cool state
- good at basketball
- home of Dolly Parton
- gets their corn from a jar

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

honestly like how is matt corby not more famous

[Matt Corby @MattCorby]

Miracle Love live from the @O2ForumKTown in London. Watch the full BTS video here: https://t.co/cP1GnOPEtW... First show of the Australia & New Zealand Rainbow Valley Tour kicks off tonight in Rockhampton

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

@corywaynelee he’s the one

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

but why aren’t there baby changing tables in men’s restrooms too???

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

BEHOLD:

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

I JUST THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT I GOT A 100% GENUINE RABBIT FUR & LEATHER COAT TODAY AT GOODWILL FOR $30. SORRY TO ALL THE BUNNY LOVERS.

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

i really just wanna be @TraceeEllisRoss when i grow up

[jamye @JamyeCarolyn]

purchased my own Costco membership today and i finally feel like a real human adult