J1V1🥤

Product Designer | Front-End dev(ReactJS &NextJS)| Lead Product Designer @buckstrybe | A writer as an alter ego.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

Good morning to the people and things driving me ooo. The rest can take theirs from their drivers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

One of them even broke my car key saying he thought I want to run away. Their so called boss asked for 120,000 as my fine. The level of extortion is getting out of hand.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@PoliceNG_CRU My experience this morning at the hands of your officers is really one that is terrible. All for parking at a designated bus stop. Your boys came in a nondescript korope bus without number plate wearing hoodies and uniforms without name tags.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@PoliceNG Even broke my car key. No ooo. Police is not anybody’s friend.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@PoliceNG Police is not our friend. I was just traumatized by your boys this morning at Adekunle, Yaba for parking to pick my friend at the bus stop. All of them were dressed in mufti in a bus without number plate asking me to bring 120,000 naira.

You people should do better.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@muyiwag this is Alagomeji, Yaba. Kindly extend your intervention programme to this area too.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@muyiwag @ifeanyi_83 I will personally come to remind you in one week that the intervention programme is yet to clear off the heaps of refuse in Lagos State.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@VanceBillions @hackSultan Definitely something Howard Wolowitz would say.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@wisdom_god2861 But why is the point of relevance on him? He holds no political office either by election or appointment. Why are people flocking to him for answers or giving him any relevance?

Na why our problems just get different layers.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@rccghq What we are saying is your Daddy openly criticized his administration but has remained quiet and even ignorant for this one. Things were not half as bad as they are now.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@Stainlesz05 @rccghq @Matthewbello17 @RCCG_PR Please provide examples of these.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@rccghq @BachelorIdan @Matthewbello17 @RCCG_PR But he can lead protests and even lay hands on the previous ones?

I pray Nigeria happens to you so that your 84 years old man can pray for you.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

What is the ratio? Mentioning one or two in an institution of hundreds in not even a sample size.

[Ninety One Productions @91pltd]

Contrary to popular belief, Nigerian police are not uneducated. Superintendent Enyinnaya Chukwueke shares that many officers, including himself, have foreign university degrees, have been called to bar, and some even hold PhDs. #NigerianPolice #Education #the91podcast

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧. @_ShaunKeyz]

Every time I listen to J. Cole’s new album, I find a new favourite song. The Fall Off is special, man.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

Option 2 always!

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

When it comes to your tech career progress, you have 3 options to get to your destination:

1. You can get there fast and easy, but you won’t be really good.

2. You can get there fast and be good, but it went be easy.

3. You can get there slow and easy, and you’ll be good.

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@Tobibanks You will do everything right but errors go stilll dy show. 😭🤣

[Tobi Odogwu @Tobibanks]

Need a new gig, dear universe

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@ItsHiKey @JaylaPage10 @RavenThickness Chudaiii💦

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[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

@Sara1_Daniel Product designer or Frontend developer

[J1V1🥤 @Jan1Verse1]

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