Jan Martinez

I tweet here sometimes... All thoughts my own

[June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane]

Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Nailed it

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

@NoenaNostalgia_ How about different (i.e. not so common) vegan options in Orlando?

[Sandy Hook Promise @sandyhook]

Survive the school year with these must-have #BackToSchool essentials. https://t.co/9KgxAQ0KGz
This PSA contains graphic content related to school shootings & may be upsetting to some viewers. If you feel this subject matter may be difficult for you, you may choose not to watch.

[ally @missmayn]

"Sex with underage women" is a weird way of saying "raping children."

[🌙𝑀𝒪𝑅𝑅𝐼𝒢𝒜𝒩 ✨ @GayGothMermaid]

People loved seeing Sam Jackson as Nick Fury, Will Smith as Deadshot, and Idris Elba as Heimdall, who were all originally white. But there’s unbridled outrage over Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie, Zendaya as MJ, and Halle Bailey as Ariel

It’s almost like y’all hate Black women...

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

Special #CastComplement shoutout to Rodolfo for being a fun smile on a cloudy day in Hollywood @WDWToday

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

Why aren’t we talking about this? There’s a word for people who pretend to be woke for personal gain: hypocrite.
#MeToo

https://t.co/J4OvLYNVAJ

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

Sometimes, these far off problems going on in the world don’t seem so serious until they hit home. I believe you. I support you. I’m with you every step of the way. Thank you coming out. I love you, @NoenaNostalgia_ https://t.co/Tqcx5FALlc

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

Why are you paying Chipotle price for Taco Bell quality?

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

Thanks for being my number 1 fan. I love you, bab
@NoenaNostalgia_

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

I can make long tweets now? Cool

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

I can’t count
#RuinADateIn4Words

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

I “hate” when people use quotation marks for emphasis

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

I am a rabbit dropping in a world of elephant dung

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

Tho it’s #NationalBoyfriendDay I want to point out #NationalGirlfriendDay is on our anniversary. To the greatest woman @NoenaNostalgia_

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

*survives Irma*
Let's vacation in PR
*gets hit w/ Maria*
NEED TO GO HOME NOW!!
*escape zombies*
Safe and sound
*turns on TV*
Tornado warning

[Jan Martinez @JanForHire]

You're supposed to show up at the airport early, right? About 2 hours before, right?
Then why is the airport not open yet?