Jan Holst

[Jan Holst @JanHolst]

http://t.co/t4SyawBw "Chill out." - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in.

[Jan Holst @JanHolst]

http://t.co/gzNIWdrV Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life.

[Jan Holst @JanHolst]

http://t.co/vxnyd3Pb "I have something I'd like to get off my chest" is what I would say if I had a third nipple.

[Jan Holst @JanHolst]

http://t.co/3Lx6jRKP I see. You're the "don't pigeonhole me" type. Got it.

[Jan Holst @JanHolst]

I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus. http://t.co/ihwLkOF2

[Jan Holst @JanHolst]

http://t.co/ihwLkOF2 I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down.