Jan Mirkowski

Brightening up your days with an irreverent look at life.

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Today is our 20th wedding anniversary - traditionally celebrated with china/porcelain.

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Even our dogs are observing Dry January! Happy New Year, everybody.

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Aargh no! The hot summer has ripened my pumpkins in August. Do any of your kids want to come trick-or-treating tomorrow?

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Personally, I would have thought a longer runway would have been needed, but well done to Henley on Thames folk for bringing a Mark IX Spitfire to VE Day 80 celebrations.

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Where are the missing 30% of contents - or did something go wrong with the makers' arithmetic?

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No caption needed!

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Good riddance to them! I blacklisted @santanderuk and closed 25 year-long accounts in 2012 after they ripped me off. Even had to write to their head office in Spain just to get a reply to my complaint. Go with @asknationwide any day...

[Reuters Business @ReutersBiz]

Santander considers UK exit amid frustrations with high street banking, FT reports https://t.co/cd0hLdxPjm

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@Telegraph Good riddance to them! I blacklisted @santanderuk and closed my 25 year-long accounts in 2012 after they ripped me off. Had to write to their head office in Spain even to get a reply to my complaint. Go with @AskNationwide any day.

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Merry Christmas - now all we need are our guests!

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Our town council has done us proud again, with its Christmas decorations.

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@Jaguar Oh dear, another brilliant British car brand consigned to the dustbin of history. At least this time they can't blame foreign competition - it's all their own doing.

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Now of age to sink a birthday cocktail!

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He left us ten years ago today, but my family will never forget the fun and love shown by this little rascal.

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Wonderful wedding day of my nephew and his bride in Cambridgeshire. Food and wine at the reception were great (especially the sparkling wine)!

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@DepChWHamilton @CarolineNewton_ @theresa_may They door-stepped my in-laws on the other side of Henley!

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Henley residents do their duty commemorating 80 years since D-Day.

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@Das_Not_Gooddd The answer is staring you in the face. Yoga pant are what you wear to yoga class. If someone is going to the trouble of cooking you a nice meal, you show your appreciation by dressing in a way you think he will approve of.

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Ingenious townsfolk knitted this postbox topper for St George's Day!

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The cleverest present this Christmas (powered, I think, by magic or maybe witchcraft). Happy Yuletide everyone!