TheREALJanSalami

Swinger, Singer, Sober (except 4 cocaine) Top of charts 1970-72. 73-now? Eesh. 2020: MY COMEBACK! I’m aiming for a residency in Vegas. CELINE WAS SMART 2 LEAVE.

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

We need you, @GavinNewsom to say "no" to the utilities, and stand up for rooftop solar. Over 100K have made the ask. Can we count on you? #SaveSolar #UtilityProfitGrab @californiaPUC

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

@joanhaleyford I fucking love baby dino!!!!!

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

I read that we only consume about 2% of the actual variety of fruits and vegetables that occur on this planet. If that’s the case, can someone tell me why are we hanging on to jicama? I just am unclear what it’s bringing to the table.

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

My college roomie is now Reese’s new bestie...

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

@V8Fury @gabedelahaye Gabe excuse @V8Fury he only speaks in action movie dialogue. YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY SHIT.

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

@MatHelman @eggy_boom @nbcsnl omggggggggg ahaha!!! There’s so many other ways to describe ego too like i love that you are the description!!!

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

https://t.co/GbHsF3RFpt via @YouTube this is how you sing #judygarland #somewhereovertherainbow

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

@philipsparkle @JoesPub @larryowenslive @annieassqueef @MsGolden_Delish @kikosoiree @sophierzucker @MrIanLockwood @hollyebynum @danreitzdotcom @kikimikkelsen so jelly

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

I’ll be headlining (showing up 55 minutes late) tmrw fri night @LyricHyperion #8pm @philipsparkle ‘s #SPARKLEHOUR featuring @danielpfoster @peterkim Tien Tran, Nikki Zaleski, Tim Murray, Zoe Schwartz https://t.co/vSWavy9nlR

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

@MattRogersTho is so funnnny @Jessedontthink do u love this

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They once let this man be an RA, if u can believe it!!!!!!!

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

flying 2 boston tmrw for 3 xmas party gigs! The Archers, the Burkes, the Whitfields, all family, all unpaid. But you know what they say, get the ham while it’s hot and if it ain’t hot, go for the nuts. Come thru (if you know these ppl, these r private parties).

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

sale on V8 at cvs! my fave:) u need an extracare rewards card if u don’t have one just give them my social 032984403 and tell them i referred you maybe they’ll give me a reward god bless, Jan

[TheREALJanSalami @JanSalami_69]

My first tweet! Celebrating 30 years sober today (Except for cocaine). Looking to celebrate but have zero followers so far. any swingers out 2nite?