Jan Smuts

The Government of South Africa.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

When I get into an argument, people seem to pull out the fact I'm white in South Africa as if that immedietly invalidates my position.

Like, your country doesn't treat black folks that much better. And the natives who were here before us are still alive.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

@HerbertGoringKR we commin for you...

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

ayo, @HerbertGoringKR can the Namibians chop the heads off 300 krauts and send them to Windhoek for medical experimentation? Ya gotta be fair to everybody.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

Skulls of Nazis are to be an acceptable currency in South Africa, at a ratio of one Nazi skull=R 200.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

@ZoggieKR Meanwhile, the entente is living it up like nothing ever happened. Hell, New England is the most economically successful place in the US right now thanks to trade with Canada. So way to go, @ZoggieKR, our economy is somehow worse than fucking India thanks to the shit you pulled

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

Ayo @ZoggieKR, I seem to recall a time when somebody came up with the decision to cut off trade with the entente entirely. Some shit about how we weren't going to do anything with the brits anymore

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

@ZoggieKR Now, the economy's shit here, the economy's shit in Germany, and the economy's shit everywhere else. Germany's gonna sell Crete to the Turks, for fuck's sake. Do you know how much shit you're in if the Turks gotta bail you out?

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

RIP to the big homie, George V. We were cool back when I was in the war cabinet. Guy once blasted a thousand pheasants in 6 hours. That's just some scary shit.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

The RP is reset. all tweets prior to this are no longer canon.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

It's my deepest regret to inform you that somebody jumped Prime Minister Hertzog with a copy of Das Kapital. In his absence, I will be maintaining control of the South African government,

[B.O.O. @BOO_KRRP]

Farewell America, was fun while it lasted, but the times must change!
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[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

Can confirm, did this all the time at Cambridge.

[Iva Toguri @tokyo_rose_kr]

Hey fellow UCLA students. Want to dominate at school? Do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that motherfucker on the ground in the aisle.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

Our group has decided after covering the expenses for our expedition, the money from Canadian Club and Kaiser Wilhelm will go to local Boys and Girls Clubs in the entente.

[Imperial Broadcasting Corporation @ImperialBroadc1]

Canadian Club Whiskey has given a reward to Jan Smuts' Death Squad after using their product for the assassination of Oskar Dirlewanger.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

YOOO...when I saw this I thought I was in trouble, sorry. Be in Berlin to pick up the check shortly, Will.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

Per head or group? And can I pay that off at the train station like in Red Dead?

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

We had trouble finishing the job with Winston's pocket knife, so we squeezed the cider out of his Adam's Apple with a car door. It was a mess. All of us need new shirts and pants.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

We found Oskar behind a bar, completely shitfaced. Ike treated him to a free bottle of Canada Club to the face. Guy hit the ground and started spazing out. Blood was everywhere. The boys just started kicking him until he stopped moving.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

Me and the homies King, Churchill, Fraser, Ike and Huggins in Cyprus about to kick some Hun ass.

[Jan Smuts @JanSmuts4]

South Africa is now sending four light cruisers to help the German quarantine at Cyprus. @UnitedBalticKr is to be informed everyone in South Africa is ready to die today and carries chalk..