Jan Stryvant

I'm the author of the best selling Valens Legacy and Valens Heritage series. As well as a few other things.

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

So apparently I have a 'new Chat message'.
But I can't read it, because I don't have a passcode.
This account is not tied to a phone - so I can not change my passcode.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN HAVE PASSCODES?

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

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[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

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[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 5 this month? Or 5 this year? You're possibly the only person they're losing money on with that program!

[Paulo Spitzbarth 🇧🇷🇩🇪🇮🇱 @PauloSpitzbarth]

🚨🇺🇸 CAR@LHO, QUE LAPADA! 🔥🔥🔥

CNN: “Este é um imigrante sem documentos...”

Miller: “Eles estavam aqui ILEGALMENTE?”

CNN: “Quero que esta seja uma discussão de boa-fé...”

Miller: “Quando você usa uma linguagem feita para ocultar a verdade, isso NÃO é boa-fé. Um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL é um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL. Eles não são ‘imigrantes sem documentos’.”

CNN: “Stephen, estamos tentando humanizar o debate...”

Miller: “Humanizar? Então vamos humanizar o Código Penal também. O assaltante de banco passa a ser ‘especialista em retirada sem agendamento prévio’. O estelionatário vira ‘empreendedor de narrativas financeiras alternativas’. O cara que entra na sua casa sem convite é só um ‘visitante com documentação pendente’. Que tal?”

CNN: “Isso é uma analogia grosseira.”

Miller: “Grosseira é fingir que a lei federal some porque a redação da CNN inventou um eufemismo mais fofo. ‘Sem documentos’ soa como alguém que esqueceu a carteira no Uber. Não. É alguém que cruzou a fronteira sem autorização, ficou, e agora a imprensa trata o estatuto jurídico como se fosse uma questão de estilo de escrita.”

CNN: “Mas muitos contribuem para a economia...”

Miller: “Ah, o argumento clássico: o crime deixa de ser crime se a pessoa lava prato ou constrói telhado. Pelo mesmo critério, o contrabandista de cigarro também ‘contribui’, gera emprego no transporte. Quer que a gente chame ele de ‘empreendedor logístico informal’? A CNN topa?”

CNN: “Você está polarizando.”

Miller: “Não. Eu estou recusando o dicionário de marketing. Vocês mudam a palavra, depois acusam quem usa o termo legal de ser ‘desumano’. É o truque mais velho do livro: primeiro suaviza o vocabulário, depois declara vitória moral. Os Estados Unidos já cansaram desse teatro. Chamem o que é. Ou admitam que o objetivo nunca foi clareza — foi controle da narrativa.”

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 One can only hope

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 Everyone, in all those pictures / videos you showed last week died. There was no way to survive that.
What's curious is that no one knew about the ice dam? Or is it that no one cared?

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 Time to invade...

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Imagine being 10 years old and seeing a Starship just off your island.

That happened to Ellyse Ingwersen on Australia’s Christmas Island:

“It was a really cool spaceship, I think it’s like a once in a life opportunity.” ❤️🚀

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

On the first day of school in Japan,
a six-year-old walks out the door
carrying a leather bag
that cost her parents around $500.

It is called a randoseru.
Hand-stitched. Real leather. Rigid frame.
Bright red for the girls.
Deep black for the boys.

She will use this one bag every single day for six years.

At the end of six years:
the leather will still hold its shape.
The buckles will still snap crisp.
The name written inside will still be legible.
Sometimes, the bag will be passed down to her own child.

Some countries give a child a plastic backpack
that lasts one year.

Japan gives a six-year-old
a piece of leather
that will graduate elementary school with her,
carry every drawing she ever made,
hold every lunchbox her mother packed,
and, if she is lucky,
sit on her own child's shoulders one day.

Because a first day of school
is not a small thing.

[Karl K. Gallagher @KarlKGallagher]

Sewer lines.
Boiling water.
Soap.
Bandages.
Clean water.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

California has officially signed the “Stop Nick Shirley Act” (AB 2624) into law. This bill was created only after I exposed widespread fraud in immigrant communities across America, specifically in California’s Medicaid, nonprofits and other welfare programs funded by our tax dollars.

These politicians need the fraud to continue and they sadly use immigrants to do so often. They fund nonprofits and NGOs with hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars every year for immigration services, including free healthcare and have now made “immigration support service providers” essentially a protected class in California.

For example, if I film a hospice or a “learing center” with no patients receiving millions through Medicaid and the owner gives me a paper saying I cannot publish the video, I cannot publish it. If I publish it to expose them and they claim it caused them “fear” or a third party threatens them, I face a minimum $4,000 civil fine plus the legal fees of the individual or group suing me.

This bill was created by the Attorney General’s wife and co-sponsored by CHIRLA, a nonprofit that has received over $80,000,000 in taxpayer dollars for “immigrant support services.” Do you understand how this works yet? When the fraud is exposed, they create new laws to protect the fraudsters and penalize those who expose it.

By signing this bill, the Governor and California politicians expose themselves as the corrupt politicians they are. This is not the end, the fight has just begun. More to come soon, this is far from over.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks https://t.co/mRWHMOKn4F

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 Thinking about this further, insurance rates are going to go through the roof. These tires cause vehicles to spin out in the rain. Not just skid, spin out. They are also more destructive to the road surface.
So, more destroyed cars. More DEAD people. Higher Ins Premiums & Taxes.

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 I see an increase in accidents. A large increase.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I am Islamosceptic, not Islamophobic

Unfortunately, some Muslims cannot tolerate any form of criticism, even from someone who has made many jokes about Christianity

Nobody ever called me Christophobic after Life of Brian !

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 Isn't that what religion is all about?
Seriously, how is the 'universe being a simulation' any different from anything that any of the religions out there preach?

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 I still have that one too.

[Jan Stryvant @JanStryvant]

@skunkgod1 There are no moderates. Never have been and never will be. Once you take a stand on anything, you're not a moderate.
Also, you're wrong. They don't think along the same lines at all. Haven't in over 20 years.