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[Valentine Valov @vlnt]

"Nobody wins at Monopoly... They're just the last to lose." via @JandAQuotes

[goose of york @relatablegoose]

Wake and bake and make her make you a steak. You're ingesting weed and ecstasy and guess what day it is? X-mas eve! @JandAQuotes

[Jake And Amir @JandAQuotes]

Caption contest time! This ones a G-E-M

[matt @matthew_jaynes]

Bad oscar choice... NAH, BAD YOU @JandAQuotes

[bob_is_baked @bob_is_baked]

Everything is controlled chaos. Just happenstance affecting random happenstance. It happens, Lance. @JandAQuotes

[Jake And Amir @JandAQuotes]

A: Viva Las Jake-n Amir!

[Jake And Amir @JandAQuotes]

TWEET AT US SNITCHES

[|Jattmaxn @Jattmaxn]

@JandAQuotes last Saturday I thought it wasSunday,turnsout it wasThursday, hows that fora Monday, talk about theworst tuesday ever:WEDNESDAY

[jojo @sarahesinko]

Bad birthday. Naw.
Bad you @JandAQuotes

[Adam @AdamVazquezFFS]

@JandAQuotes 'My new name is Robert cut off my own penis fatty fatty nar nar smoke a bowl full of sour cream veggie burrito penis'

[Rodrigo @kazpsp]

@JandAQuotes A pair of roys for this lazy goy make the jewish ***uts say oy oy oyyyy

[Cooper McKenzie @0rAt0r]

@JandAQuotes "You should some mistletoe on that cameltoe and make the girls scream ho ho NO!!!!

[Luke Metzler @LukeMetzler]

"Why do you have a fake ID??? You're 28 years old!"
"I wanted to be from Nebraska!"
#jakeandamir

[ryanchelsey @ryanchelsey]

"Carpe diem.....seize the fish" @JandAQuotes

[Jacob Pile @Hossahunter22]

"How bout you dump your iPhone boyfriend and go out with this mAndroid!" @JandAQuotes