Jandi ➵

Life is too short to drink bad wine

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“@Partyprobs: I love when stories start out with "So this bitch"” 😂@meloniehope

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Miss you! “@Sassy_Neal: Come back to Dallas @jandiknox #chardonnayisbasic #dRAMuh #1.7meters http://t.co/r3QXoJX3SE”

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When your friends are getting married and buying houses for Christmas...and you're just hoping for hair extensions

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Got this in the mail today🎓 You go girl!! kenziem12 http://t.co/jBVGPkHWcJ

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Happy Birthday to my bestie! I Love you! 🎉🍻britnie04 http://t.co/Cmvc2qMq3Z

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This about sums it up http://t.co/UOVReMFwgT

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The fact that you're alive is amazing, you don't get to say I'm bored

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Popcorn and coffee. The hangover wants what the hangover wants.

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Only in carlsbad do you order red wine at a restaurant and it's refrigerated 😐 #blesstheirhearts

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What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra. #ClassicJokeFriday

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So. Hungover. Help. @KristenZwerner #burque

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Thank you @jcup13galin! You made my day!

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I made it on the chive! My life is complete!

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👏👏👏

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Every. Noise. Awakens. Me. 😩 #apartmentlife #lightsleeper

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Find a penny pick it up, we're in Hobbs let's get fucked up 😜

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The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off

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To the drunk asshole that pulled the hotel fire alarm, I hope you pee the bed tonight.

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Today I became a mom!

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Dove hunting is actually a tad more glamorous than I had envisioned...a tad.