Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱

live and let live mi amigo

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

Whoever get my apartment next is blessed, new light fixtures (flood), new door knob (lol my door wasn’t letting me in today), and new floor bc it’s peeling up. 🥰💕

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

Am I gonna spend my 25th bday driving around collecting dispensary goodies? Absolutely.

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

Maybe my soulmate is bald and I just keep swiping left

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

First car with my name on the title, rear view camera, and bluetooth. So if you see me pretentiously backing into a spot, just now this 2010 technology is brand new to me.

[𝕜𝕒𝕣𝕪𝕞𝕖 ♡ @kvvryme]

Bad bunny bouta make me act tf up fr

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

Bought a cart for the first time in a while and I got home to find out I lost my pen charger 🤡🤡🤡

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

I love my job. Having a toddler get excited to see you and come running never gets old. 🥺🥺

[CupcakKe @CupcakKe_rapper]

Deepthroat paved the way for you hoes to talk how y'all talk . Y'all hoes use to be scared to even say y'all sucked dick before Deepthroat came out . To this day it's the blue print & is god creation to mankind' now . Stop tryna play me like I ain't open doors for the girls

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

Sunny only selectively attacks people...I’m starting to think it’s not her and just the energy of these randoms 😅😅

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

I used to have a no tablet stance, but on this hungover morning, Miss Peppa Pig and I became besties

[prance @bocxtop]

normalize not getting your life back on track after the pandemic, this is who i am now i don’t have the strength to fix it

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

I drink beer and then act surprised when I’m bloated 🙄

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

“How do you tie snakes?” See, if I worked with adults I’d never get asked interesting questions like this.

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

I just don’t understand what is so about cleaning up after your dog in a SHARED space

[Emma @emmaklederer]

Old Emma can’t come to the phone rn...you know why. 💋

[Karina Williams @klwilliams__]

Rent due on Easter weekend doesn’t make sense since Jesus paid it all already.....

[evelyn🧚🏻‍♀️ @_evess0]

2 pretty to be sad

[Aleganja 👩🏽‍🦱 @Jandra69420]

Today feels like a “drive around to every thrift shop” kind of day